Old Style Pilsner

holy fuck

2009-11-26T21:03:00.003-05:00

repost for eddddddie

party time in the city

We Are Prostitutes

Just Sayin'

2009-09-22T11:38:00.002-04:00

Can beat it.

Is anyone out there OSP?

Vitalic - See to Sea (Red)

Baseball Heroes: Wade Boggs

2009-06-29T17:14:00.005-04:00

I think Wade Boggs is a bad liar. Here's an interesting story regarding rumors of his alleged feat of alcoholic endurance. On second thought, 64 Miller Lites is like only like a two-four in Canada right?

We're talkin' toilets!

2009-06-25T16:10:00.002-04:00

I technically work in the plumbing industry. I do pricing and write descriptions for what seems like millions of fucking toilets. Did you know that for 700 bucks you can buy an attachment for your toilet that will fire water at your asshole (cleaning it?) and proceed to dry it for you? Safe to say I have toilets on my mind most days. Anyway, this potty training video from Japan is hysterical, beyond creepy and features a really enthusiastic talking toilet. The last time a toilet talked to me I had just consumed a pint of Windex and lets just say it wasn't that happy to see me.

This guy doesn't trust toliets I think. Or he's just a huge retard.

2009-06-17T23:17:00.001-04:00

Here's to yet another wasted week

2009-06-12T14:13:00.008-04:00

Despite some poor reviews I keep hearing good things about "The Hangover." Apparently Zach Galifianakis steals the show, which to me is not surprising. I think he is one of the funnier humans on the planet right now. I remember putting some of his video up a few months back and some jerk off commenter said something like "I don't see why he is considered funny." I remember thinking to myself "Congratulations dipshit you are the reason why Family Guy is still on the air." This clip is from a short parody he does of vodka commercials also, part 2, part 3.

"There are no second acts in American lives" (Bullshit)
The Atlanta Falcons have finally released Michael Vick. Wtf? Apparently they were trying to trade him! What there's no market for incredibly athletic and mobile quarterbacks with dog-killing issues? I thought pro football was all about second chances. See: Adam 'Pacman' Jones
And some dated music if anyone is interested.

Dinosaur Jr.-Almost Ready

The Virgins-Radio Christiane

Monetize?

2009-06-11T22:55:00.001-04:00

this blog is no longer about music as there are other better blogs for that and i have kinda lost interest in it. now its all about old tv show clips photos and videos of animals doing naughty things. and the occasionally mp3 post, if i get around to it...CROOOKERS next time.

Dental Plan!

2009-06-10T21:50:00.000-04:00

This can't be real

2009-06-08T12:08:00.001-04:00

The guy in this video is either one of the world's legends of sarcasm in acting or simply deranged. Either way, I will be seeing him soon...in my nightmares.

Unconventional funny guys

2009-06-05T14:23:00.004-04:00

On his show Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David is funny in a full body cringe kind of way where your finger wants to change the channel because its so painful but just can't. On the other hand in Seinfeld he did some more traditional comedy in his voice work and brief cameos that were always awesome. I love him as the guy in the cape, Frank Costanza's lawyer.

I've always liked Norm MacDonald even though a lot of people think he sucks. I think some people dislke him because they don't appreciate his understated demeanour and the deliberate awkwardness that is behind his charm. Also, he likes to intentionally bomb jokes which is an approach most people can't comprehend. This is shown well in the second clip.

Also, crowbar (we have got to stop using these fucking stupid names) and I have been enjoying a blog called lamebook. It a collection of hilariously stupid things people post on facebook but you'd probably be surprised with how they're not that much dumber than retards you know.

2009-06-03T21:50:00.001-04:00

burns - turbo from Thomas Bachellier on Vimeo.

i thought i was over this kind of music, but this song is so good, wrecking anything. the video reminds of street carnage's video fo that white Williams song

you can buy this song

2009-06-01T20:56:00.000-04:00

Mayer Hawthorne - Just Ain't Gonna Work Out from Stones Throw on Vimeo.

on that heart shaped vinyl, very cool , nice song as well

2009-05-31T20:01:00.001-04:00

We're all gonna get laid!

2009-05-29T11:38:00.005-04:00

Thank goodness for Friday. I need some time to let my amazing new career news sink in. I am now in the music business, as the manager for this talented little fuckbrain Lil' King! I am so excited I am practically barfing my guts out. His shit is so tight!

I've never really paid much attention to bullfighting, or really given a shit about the bull, but I saw this today and now I'm kind of playing the righteous indignation card and thinking that this sport might be bullshit (see what I did there). Anyway, in this case the bullfighter is clearly defeated. But look at all of the objects buried in the poor bull's back, that would fucking hurt. It's really hard to feel sorry for the bullfighter. You know what, fuck that guy. The video footage tells the whole story.

The Paradigm shift of Organic growth in the Blogosphere is true Web 2.0

2009-05-27T15:22:00.002-04:00

In an effort to portray my self as more with it or more intelligent than the rest of the business world I call home now is use buzz words exclusively. Here is a short list to get you on the right track.

Warming my cold, bitter heart on a rainy day

2009-05-27T14:23:00.009-04:00

Is that kid not the coolest most adorable 2-year-old alive? I wish this was my kid. I would take him on a bar tour of North America and watch him do his magic on unsuspecting greaseballs for big money. The upside is, no one is going to beat up a little kid, and I'd already be out the back door with the car running before the eightball dropped.

Also, I ran across a blog called "Fuck Yeah Puppies" and call me a pussy, but you are a gaping asshole if puppies can't cheer you up. I'd rather surgically remove my own eyeballs with a coffee spoon than see these puppies in pain or uncomfortable in any way.

Finally, this robber's mask is so uncreative it's amazing. A fucking Bud Light box!

The Top 3 Favourite Modes of Transportation of a Galcier

2009-05-24T11:25:00.005-04:00

What a fine springs day, gentlemen.

Three things came to my mind today, automobiles, and music.

Let us start with the top 3 machine side of this equation for a beautiful day like today;

Now back to the other part of today, cruising tracks;

Metric - Help, I'm Alive (Immuzikation Remix)

Pheonix - Lisztomania (Classixx Version)

Sneaky Sound System - It's Not My Problem (Thin White Duke Remix)

Head trauma Thursday

2009-05-21T13:13:00.007-04:00

In the academy every cop is taught the first rule of apprehending a runner. A good face kicking establishes the tone that will dictate the duration of the arrest and shows the perp who is in charge. Compliance with this guideline will earn the law enforcement official a high-five from a colleague.

This second one is an excellent clip show of people getting hit in the head with large balls. I am 25 years old somehow.

2009-05-20T10:30:00.002-04:00

Mary Cherry

Boner time Ronaldo!

2009-05-19T10:56:00.002-04:00

like most covers

2009-05-18T16:41:00.001-04:00

i prefer the original

Funny Show

2009-05-13T12:45:00.002-04:00

Delocated is a pretty funny show from Adult Swim made by comedian Jon Glaser. It's about a witness protection program family. Here is the pilot.

Part 2 has a great cameo from Paul Rudd.

My favorite is the episode where Jon creates a business called "Rage Cage" where you pay five bucks to smash household items with a bat.

i dont think

2009-05-11T22:47:00.017-04:00

Fuck Face!

2009-05-06T17:13:00.003-04:00

This is now a baseball blog. Oldstyle Baseball. Crowbar and his computer music can go fuck off...just joking. There are much better blogs to visit if you want to read about baseball, go to Drunk Jays Fans. Anyway, I've been sick for the past two days and other than watching Law and Order, Without a Trace and Unsolved Mysteries (holy fuck do those shows suck) I have been reading a very entertaining book called Moneyball, written by Michael Lewis. The book is about the "revolutionary" new way of scouting baseball players that general manager Billy Beane implemented with the cheap as fuck Oakland Athletics. Looking past some of the problems that come up in hindsight with some of Beane's player choices (he loved Russ Adams!), the book is interesting because of some of the hilarious characters behind the scenes in baseball. One of those characters is Beane himself who current Blue Jays GM J.P. Ricciardi praises for his kitty-punching ability in the minors by stating "he could talk a dog off a meat wagon." Bill James, who almost single-handedly changed the way smart baseball people look at the game's insane amount of stats, compares overrated baseball players to pretty girls:
"Pretty girls tend to become insufferable because being pretty, their faults are too much tolerated." Awesome, but if you don't get how that relates I don't have enough room to explain. James also came up with this insanely rational formula: Runs Created = (Total Bases * (Hits + Walks))/(Plate Appearances). Anyway, if you have even a casual interest in the sport, check out that book.

Also being sick I have re-visited some of my youtube favorites.

The Kentucky Derby looks like fun

2009-05-04T14:11:00.001-04:00

Lenny Dykstra is hilarious...will drown you in tobacco spittle

2009-05-03T21:26:00.004-04:00

"Nails!" Lenny Dykstra is awesome even though he is an obvious douchebag. He was part of a shit show/unbelievable 1986 New York Mets world series winning team that collectively snorted more blow off stripper tit than even Satan himself would want to know about. Daryl Strawberry has a lot to say about it in his book.

Spot on

2009-04-30T18:57:00.006-04:00

Just because I don't really post music on here any more, here is some because I've gone crazy with boredom and I am currently drunk.

The Modern Lovers-Roadrunner
Spank Rock & Amanda Blank-Grit City
Snoop Dogg-Upside Your Head
David Bowie-Ziggy Stardust
Van Halen-Dance the Night Away
Pavement-Cut Your Hair
Tim Rally Gold-Planting Flowers
The Cars-Double Life

All the king's men cannot put it back together again.

2009-04-30T13:36:00.004-04:00

i think what makes this song great is that you can't really tell that U2 had anything to do with it

U2 - Magnificent (Fred Falke Remix - Edit)

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

2009-04-30T12:11:00.004-04:00

i like to listen to french music, because the lyrics could be so gay that i could hate them if i had any idea what they were saying but alas, french wasn't a strong point for me, so there music always good down sweet.

Plastiscines - La Règle Du Jeu
Plastiscines - Loser ( Les Petits Pilous remix)

by the way these songs right here are top notch

neil is whats up

2009-04-29T22:28:00.002-04:00

this is great music video, i like to think its pretty much what he is, that's his shitty old car, that's his dog, and he just boots around singing to his songs on the tape deck, because that's what i did one summer, i played the harvest moon tape till it broke at one end, so i bought the cd. i saw him play earlier this year in toronto and it was pretty good. i heard a cool think about him, he made a album with heavy vocdor use (trans), and all the record ex's were pissed because it sounded fucked, but he did it because his autisic kid really responded to that digital voice more so than his natural voice.

so click here for the video

Neil Young - Transformer Man
Neil Young - Computer Cowboy (Aka Syscrusher)

WOOOOO!

2009-04-28T18:20:00.004-04:00

I know this might be played but I can't believe I forgot about this poor asshole. Gorgeous George and his creepy friends had (still have?) a public access TV show in Richmond, Virginia and this video shows how poor George is savagely tormented by prank callers. Luckily George is king of the comebacks. My favorite: "You got crap in your mouth and semen, crap and semen in your mouth, why don't you crunch it down with some rice crispies and milk" (I am so stealing that).

George also has an awesome website that is a magnificent case study in self-delusion. His section called "Summary of Detractors" is particularly great, while his heart-breakingly poetic "Ode to Sue" is also a worth the read if you're looking to barf away a few minutes.

2009-04-28T00:57:00.002-04:00

The Horrors - Who Can Say from IM // UR on Vimeo.

The Horrors - Sea Within A Sea from XL Recordings on Vimeo.

Movie Badasses

2009-04-23T17:11:00.002-04:00

Of course Steve McQueen is at the top of any list of movie badasses. He totally reminds me of myself except for the whole "screen magic" thing that seems to be so important.

Harvey Keitel on the other hand, is a very underrated movie badass. This scene has one of my favorite lines in it.

"Get me a Bud, a high boy. Make sure its fuckin' cold, I'll straighen this out."

look like a baby rat

2009-04-22T19:29:00.004-04:00

off for a quick jaunt out east on an oldstyle vacation ripe with pilsner's, made some cds so maybe there is some decent music in them. here are a couple that i have been listening to as of late.

Poni Hoax - Antibodies
Dem Franchize Boyz - White Tee
Tangerine Dream - Love On A Real Train
Chateau Marmont - Anything & Everywhere
Vampire Weekend VS Miike Snow - The Kids Don't Stand A Chance
Run DMC - My Adidas (pilotpriest remix)
Blacklight Flashlight - Dreaming In
The Juan Maclean - One Day (Surkin Remix)
A-Ha - Take On Me (The Twelves Remix)

Now they've done it

2009-04-22T11:10:00.003-04:00

Until I viewed this video I was alright with living in a free society where one can do what they please, when they please, given that they don't impede upon the basic freedoms of others. However, I'm now thinking we should restrict freedom further because this song is restricting my basic freedoms of not having panic attacks and shitting blood in the middle of the workday.

Today here's some shit

2009-04-13T17:51:00.005-04:00

Watched that one first thing in the morning which was a treat. From a solid list of CNN bloopers here

Is everything on Maury fake? I don't know cause I don't watch it but if this isn't fake, Maury is a fucking asshole. If someone is that afraid of pickles (I do realize that is beyond fucked up), then maybe don't have them go to a pickle factory, or confront them with trays of fucking pickles on national TV. That is what should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

2009-04-12T15:04:00.001-04:00

Gooby!

2009-04-09T16:43:00.002-04:00

I hate to use up so much space with videos in one day but today has been special. I haven't cried while supressing laughter in a while. This film actually exists. The fact that it is about a kid and some crazy looking pedophile bear is bad enough. Even worse is Eugene Levy's presence. But the capper is that at the end of the trailer Levy is buying "Compliments" brand toilet paper, which means that Canada is responsible for this mind raping spectacle. Judging by the trailer 80 percent of the film takes place in a grocery store.

Why the internet was invented

2009-04-09T14:19:00.003-04:00

Sometimes I'll be sitting around and think to myself, I could really use something going on that will both blow my mind and annoy the living shit out of me. This video fits perfectly into that little groove. It's a guy, playing Mario World while reciting John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" essay at the same time. HAAAAA! And just to make it extra irritating, for some reason he says "SNES9X" every time he dies, and he fucking dies a lot. Watch this on drugs, I dare you. Or just see how long you can handle it period. If you can waste over a minute on this masterpiece of insanity I salute you.

edit-I realize that it is impossible for him to be doing the two things at once. He is reading over it, oops I'm a retard.

New Tiga video

2009-04-09T14:16:00.000-04:00

tiga_shoes from SAL on Vimeo.

i second that

2009-04-09T11:07:00.006-04:00

I am ready to burn a hole through my liver this coming month.

La Roux - In For The Kill (Foamo's Skream Remix Bootleg) (320)
HEALTH - Triceratops (CFCF Rmx)

I have some more slow jams, I went through the mass and found some really good ones. By the end of Easter at the latest.

And I know I am late but I just picked up the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album and its a vast improvement over some of there previous efforts.

I hope they turn it up loud tonight.

Time to party with the Polish

2009-04-09T09:07:00.004-04:00

Times have been stressful now it is time to unwind with a bottle of V and by going to Decadence tonight. Holy fuck allstar line up Steve Aoki, Bloody Beetroots, Crookers, MSTRKRFT and more i suppose... well fuck its time to get the party started. CROOOOKERS!!!!

Annie - Antonio (Designer Drugs Remix)

Here is a booger pick, if you know dont know booger... he doesnt want to know you cheers
Metronomy - Heart Rate Rapid

Cool dog kills this loser's bad mood

2009-04-07T14:44:00.005-04:00

Was at the Jays home opener last night and for the second straight year fucking drunk mongoloid pieces of shit almost ruined the whole thing. What kind of people throw baseballs at the opposing team's outfielder? Guuuuhhhhh. Also, fucking shitbags need to consider that the half consumed beer they are throwing towards the field might find the back of an old lady's head or a little kid. If this was Awesomeistan and I was Ayatollah or whatever it would be great to have these guys hanged right on the field.

Unless you have no internet or have your head jammed up your ass, you have probably seen the trailer for Spike Jonze's adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are. Now someone has gone and made a trailer for the kids book Everyone Poops and its pretty great.

Oh yeah and "Name of the Year" is a pretty awesome NCAA bracket spoof voting on the stupidest names out there. Apparently they are real names...one of my favorites is Crystal Metheny. That girl has gotta be a stripper, right?

aaahhhhhhhh school

2009-04-05T23:40:00.005-04:00

Haven’t been feeling music lately or been listening too much, I have about 75 new ones queued up so, something should come of that. However, I have been back on the wire since getting season 4. I have the whole run of it now so if you don’t feel like shelpin out 250 bones for the DVD’s email me or something and something can be arranged. This video is great. If I am watching TV on the weekend and breakfast club comes on I end up watching wither or not something is better on, or I have something to do. Also duckie from 16 candles is the nerdy brother on two and half men if that slipped past anyone’s radar, I am sure it didn’t, because that is a great show. I wish foot loose was on more often.

set to the great new music of Pheonix -

lisztomania

Karl Hungus...

2009-04-01T09:54:00.001-04:00

Sometimes I'm doing a drum solo and I haven't eaten for like 3 fucking weeks...I eat a Snickers

2009-03-29T16:21:00.002-04:00

This drum solo is awesome. If I could be a rockstar from the past I wouldn't mind being Keith Moon. Blowing up hotel room toilets with dynamite sounds like it might be a bit of a kick. Dying at 32? Not so much. Keith's response to a question at the end of the video is priceless.

This one below I know is supposed to be funny but it almost isn't. I don't know what it is supposed to be.

Wassup with you!

2009-03-27T12:04:00.003-04:00

Wow. What kind of an awesome wet dream must have this been for Michael Jackson. Becoming bff's with Eddie Murphy, deep lyrics, hearts with angel wings drifting gracefully, motherfucking schoolchildren running around! I can't believe I hadn't seen this until recently. Totally kicks the shit out of Party all the Time.

Pass my 1-iron old sport

2009-03-25T17:00:00.005-04:00

If you're like me and golf is more tolerable if you've had a six pack by the turn, this product could be for you...or if you're incontinent. At most top courses, inserting your penis into a fake golf club, urinating, and then transporting the urine in a glorified piss jug is always preferred to seeking "embarrassing" relief in the bushes.

Wild Things

2009-03-25T16:32:00.001-04:00

there is finally a trailer up for Where the wild things are at apple trailers. I have been waiting for a while for this one Click here to see it.

My sister might have vestibulitis, what should she do?

2009-03-25T10:55:00.009-04:00

I have a bit of a man crush going on with Boy Crisis, I have been creeping out there myspace the past couple of days, there songs are all a little different which I am feeling but there all pop genius, I can't believe I am not hearing there songs on Gossip Girl or the The City (one can only hope).

Boy Crisis - Dressed to Digress (alt link)
Boy Crisis - Ganglion of Lightnings (alt link)

and Voxtrot is finally putting out some new stuff, or I have been living in a cave for a bit. They were my go to music for a while. There album Mothers, Sisters, Daughters & Wives is definitely worth a buy.

Voxtrot - Trepanation Party (alt link)

and to cap it off if you have any sexy questions needing answering or just want a good laugh at the naivety of people click HERE

2009-03-24T16:19:00.001-04:00

Sebastien Tellier - Kilometer from Lucky Number Music on Vimeo.

post in a little bit.

sweet berry wine

2009-03-18T20:14:00.000-04:00

Passed out Wookies

2009-03-18T15:54:00.003-04:00

Go to this website and click on the gallery called "Wookie Hall of Fame." PCP's employee of the month July 2007 is in there!

http://passedoutwookies.com/

What have they done?

2009-03-17T14:38:00.003-04:00

Look its the the future! People in Japan keep finding new ways to terrify the rest of the world. First its stomach wretching porn and now creepy, vacant looking "humanoids" that will probably make us obsolete or kill us all one day. Yesterday I read about this thing, so I went and found the video and it was some of the comments that amazed me the most. For example:
-"Go Go Gadget Gonads"
-"The designer shoud give her multiple vaginas..I'm just saying"
-"When will we be able to have sex with them?"
-"Walks like its got a butt plug in..maybe thats where it recharges?"

Uggh, assholes. Thanks for making my afternoon a continuous dry heave. All I know is that I really don't want to live in a world that is a Japanese porn version of I Robot.

Put a DONK on it?

2009-03-16T17:58:00.005-04:00

I have a feeling Bran from GOSH DAMN! will be feeling this, running close to 150bpm I think. The Blackout Crew put a donk on a club standard, and once you get over the high bpm, its pretty good.

Metronomy - A Thing For Me (Blackout Crew Remix) (alt link)

This one is a little bit easier to swallow. It doesn't just go all over your chest.

Metronomy - Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix) (alt link)

it feels like a cooking sherry night...

2009-03-16T17:37:00.003-04:00

I can't find an Irish shanties I thought I had on my computer so I am going to have listen sound of my own green vomit trickling out of mouth at 2 in the afternoon on repeat.

This band plays a similar style to a band I posted back a couple months now 'WAVVES' they have a similar DIY noise fuzz punk style to them, I am really feeling.

Pets With Pets - We Only Found This Place (alt link)
Pets With Pets - The Girl Up And Down (alt link)
Wavves - So Bored (alt link)

not for me and you

2009-03-14T19:05:00.002-04:00

I have got some more new Royksopp here for you. The album is sounding pretty good, you can head over to there myspace and give most of it a listen.

Royksopp - You Dont Have A Clue (alt Link)

Getting over it

2009-03-14T18:31:00.001-04:00

I know the video quality is crap but it's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Mixin Juice with some Gin,

2009-03-13T13:59:00.004-04:00

I finally got apps for my iphone, I have had it for a while waiting for them to get good, and I have to say, I feel let down. I got a sweet app that makes my phone screen look like it has the chicken pox and all I had to do was cover it in beer.

This song has all the right amounts of good, I usually steer clear of (VS) songs as I assume they blow. This is one I can aptly describe as a party track.

Deadmau5 vs Donnis - Ghosts N Stuff (Dirty Disco Youth Remix) Vs Party Works (Medley Blend) (alt link)

Gomorrah

2009-03-13T10:26:00.002-04:00

Gomorrah is based on a book of the same name by Robert Saviano about the mafia of Naples. I first read about this guy in an interview that Vice did with him a while back. I don't know why I am so interested in depressing films, books and tv shows but to me this film looks an interesting departure from American gangster movies and tv. It opens today in Toronto. Exactly where it is playing? I do not know.

Badder than ever

2009-03-11T14:58:00.009-04:00

This is a picture of Terrell Owens when he made the unwise, yet totally awesome decision to celebrate a touchdown on the Dallas Cowboys star in the middle of the field. T.O. could easily be said to be one of the most arrogant failures on the planet along with the likes of Donald Trump and Paris Hilton, but at least he is fucking funny. I was browsing through my itunes yesterday because what the fuck else do I have to do, when I came upon an mp3 labelled "TO_cowboys_rap." I had forgotten about this song he made a few years ago because listening to it, on a musical level, it is like having someone strap on a razor tipped dildo and fuck you in the ears. Arguably it is worse than K-Fed's stillborn "rap." But as far as pure comedy is concerned, it's fucking great.

Terrell Owens-I'm Back
also a couple of old ones I was glad to revisit
Joe Walsh-I Like Big Tits
The Juan McLean-Give me Every Little Thing

One little thing I gotta put out there. Canadians love to run around whining about how nobody takes them seriously. Here's a hint: stop over-reacting when a Canadian does anything on the international level. For example, "news" from the Star today, "Over-rated Shitbag Golfer Tees it up with Tiger." Replace "over-rated shitbag golfer" with "Mike Weir" and you've got yourself an embarrassing piece of journalism.

I miss Electric Circus. Also, Corey Feldman is awesome.

Debbie Harry is not so hairy

2009-03-11T13:53:00.003-04:00

Blondie - Heart of Glass

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

2009-03-11T13:30:00.006-04:00

here are three new ones of some much anticipated albums coming out very soon, all very high recommended

Röyksopp - The Girl And The Robot alt
Phoenix - Lisztomania alt
Shout Out Out Out Out - Run alt

i am trying out you send it right now, and i am already at 51% of my bandwidth. if these go down in less than a week or so. i ll reup them on media fire if you let me know in the comments .

Upload sucessful

2009-03-10T15:39:00.003-04:00

This is quite possibly one of the best songs I have heard in a very long time. Its been a long while since caught my attention like this song. Highest Recommendation. Also its in 320kb.

Zombie Nation - Mas De Todo

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

2009-03-09T18:02:00.003-04:00

Someone show me a better and more compelling music video than this one. Seriously, I don't know if I'm actually insane or have just become desensitized to all the crazy horseshit I see on youtube everyday. I mean if I went back in time to the Victorian era and grabbed some guy off the street and took him to 2009, he would not take this youtube nonsense sitting down. I imagine that he would begin having an epileptic fit almost immediately.

The Pogues-Body of an American

The Lemonheads-Big Gay Heart

The WHORES?

2009-03-09T17:38:00.003-04:00

so many good lines in there
Little Boots - New In Town (Fred Falke Remix)

2009-03-09T15:58:00.000-04:00

this movie looks badass

Pogo-sticking is the new skateboarding.....er...rollerblading

2009-03-06T15:15:00.002-05:00

Failed Pogo Stick Compilation

These guys don't have parents, right? Please someone tell me that they are hatched asexually in the gutter like ticket scalpers, auto mechanics and litigation lawyers. They have to be.

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer

2009-03-05T13:55:00.010-05:00

I got this picture from a great blog called 'Eye on Springfield' that has lots of excellent screenshots from the Simpsons that are good for killing time. People who have read our blog for a little while can accurately conclude that my interests are very limited.

I've always found mf doom to be a weirdo, taking himself a litte too seriously with his strange gimmicks and that mask and all. But now, to crank it up a notch he is apparently insisting on being called only 'DOOM,' always in caps. What is Puff Daddy called these days? Here is a song off the new DOOM (ugh) album that is pretty good despite its off-putting title.

DOOM-Ballskin

I always hated the original Star Wars so I didn't bother seeing the prequels. I heard they fucking sucked so bad that r2d2 steals the show. This video translates his beeping and chortling.

Don't know why its off centre, double-click and watch in youtube window, its worthwhile.

WHAT you know?

2009-03-04T17:11:00.002-05:00

so i watched Surfer Dude, and its probably in my top 10 favorite movies, all joking aside i thought it was pretty good, wasn't even stoned. and i just laughed out loud during a groups presentation because of the fail blog, acting all slutty.

see more pwn and owned pictures

T.I. - What You Know
T.I. - No Matter What

Sebastien Tellier - Roche
by RECORDMAKERS

Saturday hangover dump: David Caruso compilation

2009-02-28T16:43:00.003-05:00

Fuck you David Caruso, you pompous motherfucking sawed-off piece of shit. You need to stop over acting, and applying/removing your sunglasses. I'm probably the last person to see this but I laughed really hard at this and I think I have brain syphilis now.

I'm not even gonna try applying for a Gap card; they'll never give it to me. I don't know what it is about Gap they always know if you have bad credit

2009-02-26T15:06:00.004-05:00

i am loosing it in the library here, but i found a old tune from a laptop of yesteryear , that found its way on the laptop of current. its a slow and kinda sappy song, but if you don't like it ill buy you a drink, at dollar beers trappers on Monday. holla!

also i am pretty sure the angry looking Asian cashier in the UC is stoned out of her mind today, check it out.

Peter & The Wolf - Safe Travels

Step into the ruthless carange of KILLZONE 2

2009-02-26T11:06:00.004-05:00

I have been hyping the new 'The Whitest Boy Alive' album to my friends the past few weeks so now Ill let you all in so that they had a chance to be all, " I have been up on that shit for weeks, you all be sleeping." Or something like that. The whole album is pretty much my favorite right now, and like always there some songs better than others but not by much. So I highly suggest you get the whole thing if you like albums. Who doesn't like Erlend Øye? come on.

The Whitest Boy Alive - Dead End ( if i could play guitar i would just play the last 45 seconds of this song over and over)
The Whitest Boy Alive - Keep A Secret

Voytek the Polish war hero bear

2009-02-25T19:44:00.005-05:00

Reading about this bear was the most inspirational thing I have done this week and I know of a certain Polack who will probably be even more proud of this furry motherfucker than me. The story is that Voytek was discovered by a group of Polish soldiers in 1943. As a young bear he became attached to the men and was trained to contribute to the unit by carrying mortar shells and to be a source of entertainment drinking beer and pleading for cigarettes. Apparently, he even sniffed out an enemy intruder in the unit's bath hut. Anyway, I thought that as far as animal stories go this one is pretty awesome, especially in light of that recent chimpanzee story with the poor woman losing her face and all. Read about Voytek HERE p.s. Stuff that crazy has got to be true...

This video of nunchuk specialist guy is intense, he even opens champagne with his nunchuks. Panty dropper every time.

The second clip I ad for no reason other than the line this guy drops at :38 is absolutely epic. Its from a show I talked about a long time ago called Generation Kill, and the guy playing the colonel shown here is cold as ice.

Brain Leakage

2009-02-25T15:58:00.007-05:00

"Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. Their rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenos noches."

Winter in Toronto has been pretty enjoyable. My life is pretty much a cycle of heavy album downloading, film watching, doodling, and cheese bagels. So here is some pepper-stylez toxic brain leakage for anyone that is remotely interested.
We've been on a trip hop high over here in Panda land, and there a few albums that have been on repeat for a while now.
The Three Eps by The Beta Band
"I will now sell five copies of "The Three Eps" by The Beta Band"
B+A - The Beat Band
Dry The Rain- The Beta Band
Mezzanine By Massive Attack
Massive Attack- Risingson
Massive Attack- Angel

Also, the Chlemist left an artist documentary at our place called The Run Up that was pretty awesome and inspiring. This is one of my favorite artists in the documentary, but I suggest you go and watch it in its entirety.

So for the last halfhour of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants I couldn't stop crying.Then everybody in the theater turned around and laughed at me

2009-02-24T22:04:00.007-05:00

I just realized that President Obama is left handed, I didn't know that, I would have for sure not supported him, which i didn't. I think McCain got railroaded big time. He could have smear campaigned with "DO YOU WANT A LEFT HANDED PRESIDENT? I DIDN'T THINK SO. VOTE MCCAIN!" You cant trust left handers or ginger hairs. Something unnatural about them, should go back to forcing children to write with there right hands.

I dug a little further and found out all these American presidents were left handed
James A. Garfield (1831-1881) 20th
Herbert Hoover (1874-1964) 31st
Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) 33rd
Gerald Ford (1913- ) 38th
Ronald Reagan (1911 - ) 40th
George H.W. Bush (1924- ) 41st
Bill Clinton (1946- ) 42nd
Barack Obama (1961- ) 44th

make your own conclusions

This is song is impossible not to like, his voice sounds like he is seducing me with a really nasty proposition. I honestly have it on straight repeat right now, and I am at 10 still not over it.

Matias Aguayo - Walter Neff

Back from the Old Style Adventure

2009-02-23T13:41:00.003-05:00

So if any guys want to move out west be prepared for one thing and one thing only. Ed Hardy, Tap Out, and Affliction. You better be down with rocking these fucking clothes and sporting a bro hawk while juicing cause that is the only acceptable style out there. Other then that its a great place to go.

Now this video is the best thing in the world. With the Meaningful lyrics and fantastic cinematography I don't know how this is not the number 1 video.

JUST DO WHAT YOU DO BABY!!!

2009-02-23T13:34:00.009-05:00

back from a little vacation, drank my weight in oldstyle pil. i just looked at photos of the trip and i can see a glazed over look in my eyes and perment bags. not to mention the most hair i have ever had on my face. as all i brought was a straight razor i still dont know who to use well, coupled with intoxcation, left my neck and chin with a few new cuts, make that many.
i see there was a lack of posting of new tracks. here are some top ranking stuff.

this is one of my favorites, i love his voice, and they are coming to Toronto soon, i cant get tired of this song.
The Presets - If I Know You

this one is sounds great through headphones, mad good
Alexander Technique ft. Van Scott - Nightlovers (CCC / JFK Remix)

this one is pretty hot
Groove Armada - Pull Up (Crank It Up) (Mad Decent B-Live Remix)

and more barletta, i am lovin his tunes, and with a song name like that, whats not to like
Kid Cranberry & Dj Barletta - Get Drunk

if i jacked one of your posts, sorry, i cant remember where i got this stuff, so you take a trip to fuckitoffy land

Bear suit man. Awesome or just bat-shit crazy?

2009-02-18T13:38:00.007-05:00

The video above is footage from a documentary about a guy named Troy Hurtubise. This guy is interesting because after surviving a bear attack, he had an epihpany (while watching Robocop) that he should build a suit impervious to bears that would be helpful in studying their habits or, I can only assume, beating the shit out of one as payback. Anyhow, 7 years and $150,000 later the bear suit was a reality and the documentary footage here shows him in the suit taking some savage beatdowns from 2 by 4's, crowbars, giant swinging logs and an automobile, but no bears. Truly the most mesmerizing thing you'll see all week. Trust me.

Don't go to Montreal in the winter

2009-02-16T16:31:00.008-05:00

I'm on a train headed back to Toronto from Montreal and the girl in the seat across the aisle from me is reading a book called "Make Every Man Want You." I've practically had to jam my fist in my mouth in order not to laugh after seeing this and I almost feel like looking over and saying, "Well, you could start with not reading that fucking book in public and not wearing your pajamas on the train." Also I would suggest to her that wearing high heels, a top that shows something and standing around at the bar at last call would do more than a fucking book. Am I shallow?

Ill just leave this here right pnau

2009-02-13T11:20:00.002-05:00

Before we head off on our Old Style Booze fest ill just leave this older song video combo for everyone. Have a great Family Day and Stay Safe. Polish out.

Pnau - Wild Strawberries

booze cruisin?

2009-02-11T19:59:00.004-05:00

Drivin' in my Puegeot hey-ay, yay-ay 20 inch rims with the chrome now hey-ay, yay-ay Blazin' out Yo La Tengo hey-ay, yay-ay Drivin' round poppin' with the top down hey-ay, yay-ay

with all this warm weather, the polish prince and i have taken to drivin around with some tall drinks mid day with the windows down feelin it.

and to get into the short lived sunshine we got some tunes

The Beach Boys - God Only Knows
The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
probably my favorite beach boys tracks in 320

i have feelin not what some people want to listen to so

Mongrel - Hit From The Morning Sin (Fuego '96 Bulls remix) - 320
Cut Copy - Glittering Clouds
Lady GaGa - Just Dance (DJ Barletta Crunk Remix)

Sigh

2009-02-09T17:22:00.003-05:00

Above video might be useful if your intelligence level is on par with a bat. Crazy bitch even has a video dedicated to selecting an appropriate dish soap. I still kind want to call her sometime though.

I came across THIS heartburn inducing article and I had to put it up because I know that crowbar gets a 3 and a half inch diamond cutter in his pants when it comes to the talents of Diane Keaton.

Also I found this LIST of the top 5 worst lyrics to ruin rap songs pretty amusing, but THIS from the Onion is top choice.

No Dice

2009-02-08T23:33:00.001-05:00

saw this during the weekly hangover Simpsons marathon, it was the highlight of it all

I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

2009-02-05T18:17:00.004-05:00

Just got back from a forced vacation in the old-people sanatorium that is Florida where I had a lot of time on my hands. For one, I was able to watch Full Metal Jacket for the first time in years and apparently there is still enough offensive material in that film to entertain me. Also, I watched my first sober Super Bowl in about five years. Nursing three Rolling Rock's for a few hours I was actually able to listen to the colour commentary from John Madden, which was really kind of fun for a change. Next year I propose a drinking game based on how many times Madden says the word "penetration" during the course of the broadcast. It's funny thinking about how pissed off my asshole p.e. teacher got in middle school during sex ed. when he said that word and everybody laughed.

Anyways, what a fucking dumbass here:

This is a little long and strange, pretty fucked up.

Here's a song I hear everyday at work in the afternoons because the guy I share an office with likes the 70's/80's classic hits station on satellite radio. I like it too now and I fucking love Cheap Trick after all this time.

Cheap Trick-Dream Police

and a current track

N.A.S.A.-The Mayor (Ghostface, The Cool Kids, Scarface)

Brick City GO!

2009-02-05T13:41:00.006-05:00

Young Bran of Gosh Damn! posted an great Bloody Beetroots remix the other day that i have been feeling, here is Les Petits Pilous doing there thing to the same song, REMIX Challenge, try them both out, head over to GOSH DAMN blog for the beetroots one

SPA - Pets Dance (Les Petits Pilous Remix)

CROOOOOOKERS!!! and THE BLOOOODY BEETROOOOTS! are playing a show together in Toronto at the Kool Haus with Steve Aoki on April 9th, so its in the middle of finals and at the kool haus two downers but fuck it, it will be too big to miss.

i love the first 15 seconds of this video CROOOOOOKEERRRSSS!!!!!
UPDATE: i think MSTRKFT will also be playing

long long weekend

2009-02-02T12:00:00.006-05:00

from what i have heard that this guy was a total perv. my uncle use to do some litigation for kfc back when the Colonel was still alive. said that if you were a young woman the last person you would want to be alone with in an elevator was him.

here are a couple of my favorite songs off some albums that i listen to on the regular.

Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish
listen to these too back to back
Air France - No Excuses
Air France - No Way Down

Retina Riddim

2009-01-30T13:37:00.002-05:00

ZLAD?

2009-01-28T17:02:00.002-05:00

Mad good or no good?

Take a load off your feet

2009-01-27T17:25:00.002-05:00

Winter starts to drag on pretty hard right about now so I always actively look for ways to cheer myself up. If you've followed current events for the past six months then this article will either make your day or spike your blood pressure, depending on your sense of humour.

However, as far as sure bets are concerned, this clip show of MXC painful eliminations is certain to brighten a gloomy winter day. I remember when sitting in a basement pouring booze down my throat and watching this show was considered a good night. Not much has changed in six years, MXC just isn't on anymore.

Yo chill dude, chiii-iiiil

2009-01-26T15:33:00.005-05:00

What is it about Neil Young fans that makes them take criticism of their hero so fucking personally? Seriously, if you even dare to say that you don't like Neil Young in their presence his fans will react as if you had just told them that you saw their mom blowing the garbage man. You will then be forced to the defensive as they furiously try to pick apart your musical tastes and insult you personally. I occasionally enjoy watching people in this state of hysteria but Jesus Christ, grow up and don't be such a bunch of fucking crybabies already. I mean come on, Neil Young is not THAT awesome. He's mostly a pretentious queef who charges like 300 dollars to go to his live shows. Musically, his voice can be described most generously as being slightly less annoying than a constantly running power saw. These points are not a matter of opinion, I could probably prove how hard Neil Young sucks on a calculator, but then I would be smashed over the side of the head with a water bong. Fucking hippies.

Embarrassing

tough guy's

2009-01-26T13:33:00.003-05:00

met some bro's like this guy on Thursday night, i think they were students of this guy

Encobrimento!

2009-01-26T13:17:00.004-05:00

I rode beside an MS 13 gang member this morning on the bus. it made me want to go all crazy anarchist -punch and loot and yell like those bad ass little fuckers from the Justice "Stress" video. I've been listening to a lot of covers lately, because I'm unavoidably annoyed by electro at the moment. Though I can promise that only the best of ANY type of music (probably mostly electro though) will be heard bangin' from the Panda Pad as we will be the host of the weirdest Bat Mitzvah in history this coming Friday. All OldStyle readers are invited. Its -8 in Toronto today kids, grab a hat, scarf, and some of these tunes and COVER UP!
Vampire Weekend - Everywhere (Fleetwood Mac Cover)
Ruby Isle (Feat Amy Dykes) - Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel Cover)
Grizzly Bear- Graceland (Paul Simon Cover)
Oh, and Juda found this and its fucking the coolest song I've ever heard. Ever.
Jib Kidder- Aga Aga (Hiromichi Mix)

school is for fools

2009-01-26T12:29:00.009-05:00

this one is going to be a little music heavy, but if you stick with it, there is a ton of good music. First up is the Fred Falke I mentioned earlier. All of these songs have been stuck on repeat for the past week or so, if i got some more blank cd's i could be listening in the car but alas i am very lazy and this isn't going to happen for at least another week when my current cd line up becomes truly unbearable.
(since i know a lot of you are lazy I always post my favorite tracks first in line for each little set of songs)

Roy Davis Jr. feat. Erin Martin - I Have A Vision (Fred Falke Remix) (320)
Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing (Fred Falke Remix)
Eric Prydz - Pjanoo (Fred Falke Remix)

here are some demo tracks from the new Gorillaz album in 320 kbs, i am feeling it all, some of the songs remind of early Go Team!
Gorillaz - Broken (Demo)
Gorillaz - Electric Shock (Demo)
Gorillaz -Stylo (Demo)

now here are the singles, all very high recommendations on all of them

Dead Prez - Hip Hop (Diplo Remix)
Hot Chip - Transmission (Joy Division Cover) (love this one)
Röyksopp - Happy Up Here (off their new album)
David Bowie - Rebel Rebel (Soulwax Re-Edit)
Surkin - Ghetto Obsession (beta version)
Boys Noize - Let's Buy Happiness (Proxy Remix)

30% of the people I work with are named Bob

2009-01-23T12:18:00.003-05:00

This has got to be the most boring Friday in a while because I'm thinking about shit like that. Also I'm thinking about what is going to happen to guys like Jon Stewart now that Bush is gone. He's gotta be like "Yay, Bush is gone, but also half of my fucking act. Shit!" I don't know if everybody on the planet has seen this blog yet, but Photoshop Disasters is definitely one of the best out there.

Greatest 911 call I've heard in a while.

This clip is from a Simpsons episode that was on the other day. I have had the song stuck in my head ever since. Been walking around like "I'm an amendment to be..." Fuck. Awesome take on the old Schoolhouse Rock videos.

metal up-chuck.

2009-01-20T20:26:00.008-05:00

Here are a couple of semi-metal recent finds for me:

Genghis Tron is kind of whack. Electronic influenced metal-ish kind of stuff. Weird sound but super original and somehow really catchy. I can listen to the ending of this song a million times over and it makes me jizz my pants everytime. Just one of those melodies that kind of boggles the mind and gives you a wtf moment and in wtf...where does this shit even come from? sort of way.

Genghis Tron - Board Up the House

The Number Twelve Looks Like You I had heard of before; even more whack. Tried listening to it and couldn't get into it. Too whack for my taste. Upon a recent listen to their not so new anymore album I have apparently found a new appreciation for music that doesn't make any sense, but kind of makes sense, but not really so stop thinking about it so hard. This is one of their more paletable tracks.

The Number 12 Looks Like You - Grandfather

eat it

2009-01-20T13:05:00.003-05:00

Huoratron - $$ Troopers from New Judas on Vimeo.

a very cool video for a very good song, so hard

and a new Justice track? don' t know for sure if its them 100% yet, but i am pretty sure, and this para one track shows just how good he actually is. A real slow burn start up. Its off a soundtrack he did for a movie. I ll look the movie up, probably worth watching just for the music because the dialogue i am sure will be in french.
Justice - We Kids (radio rip)
Para One - Finale

A bunch of new Fred Falke stuff should be up in the next few days.
and are world might be a giant hologram, for the article click HERE.

When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross.

2009-01-16T22:03:00.012-05:00

i always bring up tats and bikes to my parents, and get the same response, if i want to live on my own without assistance, and then i think how long i could last in my truck........ maybe when there dead or i have shoved them off into some home and i am preferring the inheritance, because i don't see myself becoming self sufficient for a good chunk of time.

i posted Blackdisco a couple of days ago, but i just found a new track, which is really tight, a little ADD but its soooo good there is a little beat running most of the song that i am really feeling, alot harder, than the other song i posted...sounds kinda familiar to other electro acts near the start but it comes into there own later.

Blackdisco - Miure Module
its 320 kbs ya sluts

Weekend video picks

2009-01-16T17:27:00.005-05:00

This afternoon at work I was kind of fucking the dog, to use the parlance of our times, for about twenty minutes when I came across THIS internet addiction test. Upon getting through only about a quarter of the thing I couldn't stop my mouth from loudly uttering "fuck you." Keep in mind that I share an office, so this was not the innocent seeming little slip-up it may have been. But what am I supposed to say to a question like "How often do you fear a world without the internet would be boring, empty, and joyless?" Jesus, I've already got cigarettes and alcohol to deal with and after that question I'm beginning to think the internet is a problem for me. Here's some videos for the weekend.

Why pervs like Japan so much

This second one is one of my favorites. It consists of a giant douchey nerd narrating himself playing Resident Evil (I think). His comments are so inadvertently funny and full of casual malice that it is a must watch. Need to wait about a minute and a half before he starts killing people though.

Alice in Wonderland

2009-01-15T17:37:00.005-05:00

Anyone else been having lots of weird dreams lately? You know they are pretty common... like you are thinking about having to go to the bathroom and then all of a sudden you wake up and realise you are about the shit the bed?? Just me? Ah whatever anyways here is a tune called Alice by an Australian dude that goes by Pogo. Also posted more tunes by him.

Pogo - Alice
Pogo - Lost
Pogo - Unbirthday
Pogo - Bread and Butterflys