Prepare to be irritated, amused...weekend videos!

The above is one of my favorite Mr. Show clips. Most people probably think it's retarded but for some reason I find it pretty hilarious.

Below, some jackass hits a molotov cocktail with a baseball bat. Who would expect it to become a massive fireball?!

Crushing bass

this soulwax remix is killer, listen to it with a decent set of head phones or off something with a sub not your tiny laptop speakers.

The Chemical Brothers- Hey Boy, Hey Girl (Soulwax Remix)

Ooh-rah

I love The Wire so when I heard the guys that made that did this mini-series "Generation Kill," my boner turned on the TV and somehow the program was on. It is about some of the very first Marines in Iraq a couple of years ago, based on a book written by a journalist who was there. I have to admit that the whole Iraq war introspective is a bit tired but predictably this show is very well done. Check it out on TMN Tuesdays and Sundays, or HBO I guess.

Killing time at work pt. 2

1. Kill yourself

OR

2. Find something to read. I would highly suggest George Orwell's semi auto- biographical account of being poor as fuck, Down and Out in Paris and London, or you can read any of his work for free on the same website, including the two novels that pissed you off in high school.

3. See if you can wear out your pen by scribbling on a notepad incessantly.

4. Work on that whole "Free Tibet" thing. See how that goes.

upcoming concerts

14-SEP-08 GOLDFRAPP -MUSIC HALL
17-SEP-08 FRENCH -KICKS HORSESHOE
24-SEP-08 MOGWAI -PHOENIX
30-SEP-08 HOT CHIP -KOOL HAUS
4-OCT-08 RATATAT -PHOENIX
8-OCT-08 STEREOLAB -PHOENIX
18-OCT-08 JASON COLLETT -LEE'S
28-OCT-08 OF MONTREAL -QUEEN ELIZABETH
20-NOV-08 M83 -OPERA HOUSE

29-AUG-08 CALVIN HARRIS -CIRCA
2-SEP-08 SILVER JEWS -LEE'S
19-SEP-08 CUT COPY -SOUND ACADEMY
25-SEP-08 CRYPTOPSY -OPERA HOUSE
25-SEP-08 HOLY FUCK -PHOENIX
27-SEP-08 BLACK MOUNTAIN -OPERA HOUSE
5-OCT-08 BLACK KIDS -MOD CLUB
24-OCT-08 LYKKE LI -MOD CLUB
12-NOV-08 GIRL TALK -KOOL HAUS
i am sure i missed alot, and a couple are all ages, off the top of my head i think the hot chip and cut copy are both all ages. if you know of any more concerts that are coming up put them in the comments.

Enough with the fucking rain already

ah some music finally, been busy doing nothing, here is a batch of bangers, some are brand new, couple are a little dated but i still listen to regularly

Tiga - Sunglasses At Night (Yuksek & Brodinski Remix)

Tenor Saw - Ring The Alarm

The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful (SebastiAn Remix)

John Legend & Andre 3000 - Green Light (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Sharkslayer - Bad Ding

The Bloody Beetroots - Dimmakmmunication

Le Matos - Like Perfume on a Pig

Calibre and High Contrast - Mr. Majestik

Alexander Ovechkin seeks mate, no more than 10 offspring

who knew church-goers liked jungle?

Here is a clip of all those whack jobs that dance around praising the lord epic LOL. And then someone tossed in some jungle beats, around a minute shit just gets of out hand.

I was at Pitchfork today and I saw their review on some new Suicide live album and it made me think that I should maybe post a couple tracks cause I like them. Both the tracks have the word "dream" in the title. I heard that dreams are something that smart people have because their imagination is running wild. If this is true I want to be dumb cause I'm sick of plane crashes and bear attacks and motherfucking Colombian street youths coming after me with switchblades. Anyway Suicide was one of the first to be using a keyboard, and thus influencing all the assholes that try to make "electro" music today.

Suicide-Dream Baby Dream

Suicide-Keep Your Dreams

Oh, sweet Jesus!

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Rollerblading is super gay and I think everybody knew that years ago. This video I found on an excellent blog called With Leather is a compilation of retards getting exactly what they deserve. It's hard not to feel bad for the motherfucker that gets run over by an SUV though. Well, maybe not that hard.

CHROMEOEOEOOOO

i loooove this song, its been on repeat for days now, its surkin with a chromeo (dave one) doing the vocals, so good

Brodinski is going to the social very soon, thrusday 21st, i recomend highly going to that,

Surkin - Chrome Knight (feat. Chromeo)
Brodinski- Badrunner
D.I.M. - Is You (Brodinski Remix)

When I sleep I eat corn with my eyes

Don't want to turn this into this into a sports blog but anyone who follows the Jays probably hates Kevin Mench and Brad Wilkerson. J.P. Ricciardi brought these plugs in when Vernon Wells got injured in May. I was under the impression that Mench was towards the end of his career but the motherfucker is only 30! Six years older than me! What the fuck? He looks like he is 100.


Yeah and tell me who is more annoying than this guy.

Kiss me deadly

i made it to about 1:03 into this before i had to shut it off, test your willpower

Fuck you Polish Mike, you know why...get me a ticket you shit head, i love you

you may not remember, 

but i do.

kids incorporated. ew. yay, delightful.

Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Weird Science 

Get Some!

Here is some more loud Crookers shit I just got.
Crookers-Il Cattivo Plus Thunder
Cats are fucking useless. This cat vs. turtle video proves that. The cat doesn't do shit, but my dog would just blindly bite into the turtle's head and it would be over.