Thursday, April 30, 2009

Spot on


Just because I don't really post music on here any more, here is some because I've gone crazy with boredom and I am currently drunk.

The Modern Lovers-Roadrunner
Spank Rock & Amanda Blank-Grit City
Snoop Dogg-Upside Your Head
David Bowie-Ziggy Stardust
Van Halen-Dance the Night Away
Pavement-Cut Your Hair
Tim Rally Gold-Planting Flowers
The Cars-Double Life

All the king's men cannot put it back together again.


i think what makes this song great is that you can't really tell that U2 had anything to do with it

U2 - Magnificent (Fred Falke Remix - Edit)

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.


i like to listen to french music, because the lyrics could be so gay that i could hate them if i had any idea what they were saying but alas, french wasn't a strong point for me, so there music always good down sweet.

Plastiscines - La R├Ęgle Du Jeu
Plastiscines - Loser ( Les Petits Pilous remix)

by the way these songs right here are top notch

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

neil is whats up

this is great music video, i like to think its pretty much what he is, that's his shitty old car, that's his dog, and he just boots around singing to his songs on the tape deck, because that's what i did one summer, i played the harvest moon tape till it broke at one end, so i bought the cd. i saw him play earlier this year in toronto and it was pretty good. i heard a cool think about him, he made a album with heavy vocdor use (trans), and all the record ex's were pissed because it sounded fucked, but he did it because his autisic kid really responded to that digital voice more so than his natural voice.

so click here for the video

Neil Young - Transformer Man
Neil Young - Computer Cowboy (Aka Syscrusher)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WOOOOO!



I know this might be played but I can't believe I forgot about this poor asshole. Gorgeous George and his creepy friends had (still have?) a public access TV show in Richmond, Virginia and this video shows how poor George is savagely tormented by prank callers. Luckily George is king of the comebacks. My favorite: "You got crap in your mouth and semen, crap and semen in your mouth, why don't you crunch it down with some rice crispies and milk" (I am so stealing that).

George also has an awesome website that is a magnificent case study in self-delusion. His section called "Summary of Detractors" is particularly great, while his heart-breakingly poetic "Ode to Sue" is also a worth the read if you're looking to barf away a few minutes.


The Horrors - Who Can Say from IM // UR on Vimeo.


The Horrors - Sea Within A Sea from XL Recordings on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Movie Badasses


Of course Steve McQueen is at the top of any list of movie badasses. He totally reminds me of myself except for the whole "screen magic" thing that seems to be so important.



Harvey Keitel on the other hand, is a very underrated movie badass. This scene has one of my favorite lines in it.



"Get me a Bud, a high boy. Make sure its fuckin' cold, I'll straighen this out."

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

look like a baby rat


off for a quick jaunt out east on an oldstyle vacation ripe with pilsner's, made some cds so maybe there is some decent music in them. here are a couple that i have been listening to as of late.

Poni Hoax - Antibodies
Dem Franchize Boyz - White Tee
Tangerine Dream - Love On A Real Train
Chateau Marmont - Anything & Everywhere
Vampire Weekend VS Miike Snow - The Kids Don't Stand A Chance
Run DMC - My Adidas (pilotpriest remix)
Blacklight Flashlight - Dreaming In
The Juan Maclean - One Day (Surkin Remix)
A-Ha - Take On Me (The Twelves Remix)

Now they've done it



Until I viewed this video I was alright with living in a free society where one can do what they please, when they please, given that they don't impede upon the basic freedoms of others. However, I'm now thinking we should restrict freedom further because this song is restricting my basic freedoms of not having panic attacks and shitting blood in the middle of the workday.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Today here's some shit



Watched that one first thing in the morning which was a treat. From a solid list of CNN bloopers here



Is everything on Maury fake? I don't know cause I don't watch it but if this isn't fake, Maury is a fucking asshole. If someone is that afraid of pickles (I do realize that is beyond fucked up), then maybe don't have them go to a pickle factory, or confront them with trays of fucking pickles on national TV. That is what should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Gooby!



I hate to use up so much space with videos in one day but today has been special. I haven't cried while supressing laughter in a while. This film actually exists. The fact that it is about a kid and some crazy looking pedophile bear is bad enough. Even worse is Eugene Levy's presence. But the capper is that at the end of the trailer Levy is buying "Compliments" brand toilet paper, which means that Canada is responsible for this mind raping spectacle. Judging by the trailer 80 percent of the film takes place in a grocery store.

Why the internet was invented



Sometimes I'll be sitting around and think to myself, I could really use something going on that will both blow my mind and annoy the living shit out of me. This video fits perfectly into that little groove. It's a guy, playing Mario World while reciting John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" essay at the same time. HAAAAA! And just to make it extra irritating, for some reason he says "SNES9X" every time he dies, and he fucking dies a lot. Watch this on drugs, I dare you. Or just see how long you can handle it period. If you can waste over a minute on this masterpiece of insanity I salute you.

edit-I realize that it is impossible for him to be doing the two things at once. He is reading over it, oops I'm a retard.

New Tiga video


tiga_shoes from SAL on Vimeo.

i second that





I am ready to burn a hole through my liver this coming month.

La Roux - In For The Kill (Foamo's Skream Remix Bootleg) (320)
HEALTH - Triceratops (CFCF Rmx)

I have some more slow jams, I went through the mass and found some really good ones. By the end of Easter at the latest.

And I know I am late but I just picked up the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album and its a vast improvement over some of there previous efforts.

I hope they turn it up loud tonight.

Time to party with the Polish



Times have been stressful now it is time to unwind with a bottle of V and by going to Decadence tonight. Holy fuck allstar line up Steve Aoki, Bloody Beetroots, Crookers, MSTRKRFT and more i suppose... well fuck its time to get the party started. CROOOOKERS!!!!

Annie - Antonio (Designer Drugs Remix)

Here is a booger pick, if you know dont know booger... he doesnt want to know you cheers
Metronomy - Heart Rate Rapid

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Cool dog kills this loser's bad mood


Was at the Jays home opener last night and for the second straight year fucking drunk mongoloid pieces of shit almost ruined the whole thing. What kind of people throw baseballs at the opposing team's outfielder? Guuuuhhhhh. Also, fucking shitbags need to consider that the half consumed beer they are throwing towards the field might find the back of an old lady's head or a little kid. If this was Awesomeistan and I was Ayatollah or whatever it would be great to have these guys hanged right on the field.

Unless you have no internet or have your head jammed up your ass, you have probably seen the trailer for Spike Jonze's adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are. Now someone has gone and made a trailer for the kids book Everyone Poops and its pretty great.



Oh yeah and "Name of the Year" is a pretty awesome NCAA bracket spoof voting on the stupidest names out there. Apparently they are real names...one of my favorites is Crystal Metheny. That girl has gotta be a stripper, right?

Sunday, April 5, 2009

aaahhhhhhhh school


Haven’t been feeling music lately or been listening too much, I have about 75 new ones queued up so, something should come of that. However, I have been back on the wire since getting season 4. I have the whole run of it now so if you don’t feel like shelpin out 250 bones for the DVD’s email me or something and something can be arranged. This video is great. If I am watching TV on the weekend and breakfast club comes on I end up watching wither or not something is better on, or I have something to do. Also duckie from 16 candles is the nerdy brother on two and half men if that slipped past anyone’s radar, I am sure it didn’t, because that is a great show. I wish foot loose was on more often.

set to the great new music of Pheonix -

lisztomania

Wednesday, April 1, 2009