Monday, June 30, 2008

This is a bummer man...

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think dolphins liked most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone. .

What is with all of the babies on Queen st. these days? No, Im not talking about the 45 year old men who clad themselves in the latest scenester fashion, trying to hide their crows feet behind electric pink, plastic sunglasses (well, them too) but I mean real BABIES. Everyone is carrying one around like some sort of screaming, crying Balenciaga tote. I was browsing in a store the other day and got literally caught in between two gigantic strollers. I had to wait for like twelve minutes before these two idiot 24 year old still-hip-for-the-most-part moms got off their blackberries and noticed my frightened face. Then they gave me a look like "whats your problem" and Im like, uh, your problem is that you dont realize that your fashion accessory is probably going to want to go to college. ugh, babies.
Blooooooddddddy hell...

Friday, June 27, 2008

Thursday, June 26, 2008

He was said to have had bestial relations with a monkey...and then ate it afterwards.

My man Algernon Charles Swinburne, the highly influential decadent poet was also said to have cured his chronic alcoholism by giving up brandy for ales.

One more thing by Crookers, I swear I won't post any more because there's so much here already but the show is in two days and this is pretty top notch.

Busy P ft. Murs-To Protect and Entertain (Crookers Remix)

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Wind it UP

i am a pretty big prodigy fan and i got there singles dvd, until recently i have only watched at 4 am after the bar with polish guy eating zah and saying how bad ass they where. well here is my favorite video they did, its kinda funny and its cool because its not as hard as there normal stuff. probably one of my favorite music videos

who is better? you fucking decide

Here are 3 remixes of The Whip - Trash
One by the World Heavyweight Champions Bloody BeetRoots, one by the Contenders, Crookers, and One by the darkhorse South Central. Who do you like check them all out they are pretty good.

The Whip - Trash (Bloody Beetroots remix)
The Whip - Trash (South Central remix)
The Whip - Trash (Crookers remix)

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

girl talk

i know how everybody is in love with this guy and his albums, but i don't know, i kinda get tired of them, they totally change directions every 30 seconds basically and after the first time i listen to them i am tired of them. i know he is trying to avoid the mash up but i think i actually prefer it. espically ABX and Grizz Le Beast. here is a selection of both. if you download anything get crank that pogo and why you a hoe, because there such good songs.

Girl Talk - Still Here

Girl Talk - In Step

ABX - Crank That Pogo

Grizz_Le_Beast - WhyYouAHoe

Monday, June 23, 2008

be there, tonight!

You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

here are some songs the first one kind of sounds like it was in ferris bueller's day off, but thats just me, then we got some boys noize doing the mj thing, and the other ones are some lindsey picks but very highly recommended. then some newish tunes that i am diggin, check it

Eedio - Dum Di La
Boys Noize - Eat It
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Cheated Hearts [Peaches Remix]
Le Tigre - I'm So Excited
Vivian Girls - Tell the World
Surkin - White Knight Two
Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire (Holy Ghost Remix)

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Fuck I missed church again

Boston Celtics guard Sam Cassell is one weird looking dude who shows up in my nightmares every now and then. Apparently he and Denzel are good friends. Speaking of weird, the guy in this video kind of reminds me of Dale from King of the Hill but even crazier. Also THIS is kind of interesting.

Clipse made a great album last year and have a new single out, I think it is really quite bad but here it is anyway.
Clipse-Fast Life
Diplo-Brew Barrymore

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

We're missin' the death blow!

I have no idea why it took me so long to post this but this mix by Diplo from last fall is full of excellence. I can understand not downloading most of the useless shit music I post but this one is pretty good if you don't have it. About 60min.

Diplo-I Like Turtles Mix

Also, this guy 'Boy 8 Bit' is on Diplo's label Mad Decent. Here is a mix by him.

Boy 8 Bit-Together Mix

Bonus: Check out the George Costanza of China HERE

Monday, June 16, 2008

My money says

That this will be very funny.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Top o' the morning to you

Best nutshot I think I have ever seen. Put down your coffee.

Skateboarder Has Terribly Painful Landing - Watch more free videos

Is it wrong to laugh at other people's misfortunes? I believe that God would be okay with it...I have to.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

There's nothing i like better than getting fired up on beer

who cares about my liver when it it feels good

The Streets - the irony of it all

Fighting in sports... its great if its hockey

Well i do love fighting in hockey, but watching a whole bunch of fucking pussies try to fight is just pathetic. Coco Crisp well first your name sounds like a fucking cereal, second you are a pussy. Then Coco tries to act tough in front of the media, man you got beat the fuck up.

MSTRKRFT - Street Justice (MSTRKRFT remix)
Tronic Youth - We Are
The Whip - Muzzle No.1 (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Justice is using creative commons a bit freely maybe?

watch it straight through, and judge for your self

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

i really fucked the format

Polish Guy?


Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.

time for some muzak, i havent put any tracks up for a while. i just started listening to one of my old favorite bands again, i have alot of time on my hands on the subway. the band is SOUND team they made a couple of albums and broke up, but they made some really good albums. here are some of my favorite songs.

Sound Team - The Fastest Man Alive
Sound Team - It's Obvious What's Happening Here
Sound Team - Your Eyes are Liars
Sound Team - No More Birthdays ( Phil Spector Folk ) // San Francisco Bay, Early Morning, 1849
Sound Team - Movie Monster

Later this week i will post some new stuff, i am just sorting through it all right now.


Santogold, Casablancas, NERD - My Drive Thru

a huge colab, does anyone know when a new strokes album is coming out?

Monday, June 9, 2008

Yo, yo 5-0

This show has been around for a few years now but as always I am onto it pathetically late, as I caught the series finale on TMN last week. On the train back from Montreal I watched five hours worth of the show and became so engrossed in it's tangled web of crime and corruption that I barely even payed attention to the Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker beside me who alternated between wheezing uncontrollably and staring at the back of the seat ahead of him like David Putty. Anyway, The Wire follows the drug trade of Baltimore which is probably one of the shittiest cities in all of America. If you don't at least make an effort to check out this show, you are a moron. Here is an old track straight out of Baltimore cause I don't have jack shit right now.

Spank Rock-Girls and Boys

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

those god-awful Bratz dolls set an unattainable standard of sass that no normal girl could ever live up to

A sick movie intro , by spike jonze, watch it, right to the end, very cool, no music right now, i think the song playing is a sigur ros song, from a album many moons ago,

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

I hate to overdo something, but that baseball broadcasting clip posted earlier made me think of this clip that my roommates in 3rd year absolutely loved. Watch as this poor prick's dreams die slowly and painfully.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008


28 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ The Social Toronto

See them live, its even a fuckin saturday no excuse on this one, see you there

here is the track that got me started on them, still my favorite or very close up there to number 1.

Don Rimini - Let Me Back Up (Crookers Remix)
Crookers - Love to Edit

if you don't live in Toronto or can't make that show here is the rest of there North America dates

EDIT: crookers are playing at wrongbar in Toronto not the social.

20 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Smart Bar Chicago
21 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Webster Hall New York
24 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Cinespace Los Angeles
25 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Vessel San Francisco
26 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Hi Fi Club Calgary
27 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Celebrities Vancouver
28 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ The Social Toronto
29 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ CLUB 1234 Montreal
30 Jun 2008 20:00 NORTH AMERICA TOUR @ Heaven Ottawa

i am not saying i know much about baseball but i know more than this guy does

and Christopher Walken , what the fuck is this , and why are you the worst tv chef there is

yeah i have been slacking

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
The Bloody Beetroots - Speed Racer Theme '08
Cansei De Ser Sexy - Music Is My Hot, Hot Sex (Switch ft. Mapei Mix)
Sorry but this song sucked, Polish
Boys Noize - Eat It

Monday, June 2, 2008

Today in who gives a fuck: Some crazy bitch!

So know when your in a bad relationship when your watching The Accused and your boyfriend randomly says "Honey, lets get a pinball machine for the house."

Speaking of relationships, check out THIS here website. The site itself belongs to a lady from Sweden who claims that the Berlin wall is her husband. Reading about people that are stranger than I am always makes me feel good. Berlin wall lady is also featured in an article in today's Toronto Sun. They truly have the best journalism.

Also, check out this video