Jesus fuck. I hoped this day wouldn't come.

Umm yeah, sweetheart, can you call back later? I'm a little too busy choking on my own bile to listen to your bullshit.

I love these stories

People who don't know me are always surprised when I tell them that I wasn't on any teams in high school. If I had been, the trainer wouldn't have looked like this, or offered to blow me after the big game. However, this very same porno-inspiring scenario has played out in Orange County where the 23-year old athletic trainer pictured above is facing big trouble for oral copulation with a minor. BA-hahahah. I think everyone can agree that the judge in this case should consider the fact that the 14-17 year old "victim" was not overly devestated or scarred by the incident. The real victims here are the millions of other teenagers who don't get blown at school by 23 year old skanks.

In the spirit of oral copulation here's a track all about it along with a Ghostface Killah track.

Three 6 Mafia-I'd Rather

Ghostface Killah-We Celebrate

A time for family, a time for mixing drinks

Isn't Christmas awesome? Two or three days around the house spending "quality" time with the family. Shitty tv, no place to go, and midnight church on Christmas eve if you're especially lucky. I've got some good drinks to make it extra enjoyable.

Heart smart egg nog delight:
-Pour Mount Gay dark rum into mid-sized glass until the bottle has made the "glup" sound at least six times. Because egg nog is icky and high in fat, add only a splash to mask the colour of the large glass of rum. Stir vigorously, sprinkle on some nutmeg and drink immediately.

Breakfast surprise:
-A lot of people drink mimosas and champagne on Christmas morning. This is wrong and not a good foundation for the rest of the day. Tomato juice is highly a nutritious and traditional Christmas drink that has lost popularity in the last 30 years. A wonderful spin on this classic is the bloody beer. Half a pint of beer with tomato juice. Delicious. Feel free to add a raw egg if you're hungover.

If you've been on a legit music blog in the past 2 days you probably have this but if not, new Black Lips.

The Black Lips-Starting Over

merry polish christmas

just checking in quickly to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays. will post soon its that busy time of the year. ps wish i had pics like the family above so jealous

Ted & Francis - I Wish I Was A Polar Bear (Arctic Urgency Edit)

santa and the likes

merry christmas everybody

here is the only christmas track you should ever listen to, its the only one that isnt super lame or have a 2 minute bell solo. check it


The Kinks - father christmas

Esh, look at these refugees, how about a smile?

I had some errands to do down at the Manulife building at Bloor and Bay today, and while looking for a spot underground some yahoo in a blue Hyundai comes barreling through a left hand corner almost crashing into me. We both had to jam on are brakes and luckily I had my window down to start mouthing off to him. He throws the car into park and starts to open his door give me some kind of beat down I assume. I could see his girlfriend or wife trying to calm him down, and me being a in bad mood due to traffic and Christmas I start really giving it to him. He proceeds to get out and start coming at me so I did what anyone would do in my position. I peeled out and peaced out to a different parking lot. Yelling "Fucking Ponce" as I bailed big time.

I really enjoy Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Here are a couple tracks of his that have been edited, first up is one you may recognize from a new Adidas commercial, i found it off the CBS top 100 where I also got Disco Space Ship so you know the rest of that thing is filled with pure gold, the other is just a random that is a really slow burner filled with great hooks and vocals because that guy has some pipes on him.

Frankie Valli - Beggin' (Pilooski Edit)
Frankie Valli - The Night (Floorman Edit)

Here are some of the random tunes that I picked up, they are all tight, even got a couple new diplo remixes up in there

Monkey: Journey To The West - Monkey Bee (Diplo Remix)
Money Addict - Life, Money & Drugs (Diplo Remix)
SSION - Fear Us (Nick Zinner Remix) ( i find this band really interesting and worth exploring if you have a bit of time on your hands, lots of video's and songs on there MYSPACE)
Congorock - Hybro (banger status)
PVC Street Gang - Cutlass (DIY fuzz punk)
SebastiAn - Momy (Erol Alkan’s Simple, Yet Effective Edit) ( it really takes the edge off that sometimes can stop you from repeat listening or even making it through the first time)
and if you havent downloaded this yet,
The Bloody Beetroots - Cornelius (Radio Oi!)

Monday horror show: Christmas edition

You know what Ontario? No more 24 for 24. Ever. The new minimum price will be $25.50 plus deposit. Merry Christmas! You may wonder why I am shaking this jumbo can of Steeler furiously. You may wonder why I'm shoving it up your ass. You should start begging me to not pull off the tab because you're my bitch Ontario. Brewers' Retail can do whatever the fuck it wants to, remember that.

I don't know who to blame for this outrage so I'm going to blame the premier for letting this happen just because I don't like his face. It's not that I really care about spending the extra couple bucks, it's the idea that elected officials support a system that discourages a fair and free booze market and spins it as social responsibility.

Remember six months ago when I wrote about the Duggar family? Of course you don't. Well they're an insanely creepy family that just welcomed their 18th devil-spawn to this great green earth. Check out their new, improved religous website. Future Mrs. c. vagrant you might want to email Mrs. Duggar for some pointers. Mr. Duggar's name is Jim Bob.

Finally, I don't like cats but i still thought it was awful that over 100 burned to death in a shelter fire in Oshawa. However, the headline of the article explaining it is kind of priceless.

"I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck. Or the Creedence"

Best song from one of the best scenes in the movie.

CCR-Lookin' Out My Back Door

Those shoes are mine Bitch!

i have a bunch of tunes to sort through then i will upload, but i need a day and clean liver first

Concieved with a weak sperm

I don't like to throw around "should have been an abortion" very much but this is just asking for it.

DRUMS OF DEATH

Drums of Death is a Scottish electronic freakfest (real name Colin Bailey) based in London. He has put out some pretty sweet remixes for several groups including Drop The Lime and Late Of The Pier and is currently touring around Europe sweating ghoulish makeup all over dj sets and club stages. The debut album is said to be released in 2009, and if he does a Canadian tour I'll be all up on that shit like a vampire in a blood bank. Here is a video of some BBC recordings he did, too.

Late Of The Pier- Bathroom Gurgle (Drums of Death "Bassline Boy" Bootleg)

Drop The Lime- Hear Me (Drums of Death Remix)

Drums of Death- dodfucksupanescorttune

Daddy ruined Christmas...again

This is 100% great





Pretty sure that the second one is trick camera work but still amusing I thought.

Here's a Christmas mix I took off Fully Fitted blog today. I must warn you that it actually is made up of Christmas-themed songs and its 30 min long so if that doesn't sound good to you don't bother. Otherwise its good holiday party music.

Ronnie Darko-BBC Holiday Mix

I need to leave my house more often

It's embarrassing but I just saw the new Batman movie last night. Yeah I know that is fucked and that kids in North Korea have probably seen it before me but I don't get out much to do sober-people things. A couple of things about that movie other than how much it ruled. First of all, how does Christian Bale talk that way for two and a half hours? The two-face character was a total dickface, running around blaming everyone but himself for the fact that his girlfriend got blown up. But also, the musical score was pretty cool, so I downloaded some of the music that plays when the joker is pulling his hilarious pranks (Btw, that was so awesome how he put a bomb inside a guy).

Hans Zimmer-Why so Serious?

This video is a drug awareness, anti-cocaine commercial that totally misses the point because its actually too amusing to allow the viewer to think about the message. Pablo the drug mule dog.

Area man attempts to force himself on innocent McNuggets

This is one of the most ridiculous things I have seen in a while, once again, marketing and advertising people, kill yourselves please.



...wait don't bother you made up for it with this one.

fake blood! vals bloed! sang faux! gefälschtes blut! 擬似血! sangue falsificado! поддельная кровь! anima falsa!

Fake Blood looks good in any language. It will also look good on my shirt tonight at the concert where I plan to get slit eyed and shirty and possibly get drunk and dance. Here is a saturday night pump up track list to get your blood flow on the go. I'm really down with Computer Club cos the sound is hard as fuck. Dragged the Boy 8-Bit track off of You Can Call Me Pelski and ran into the Andy George tune which, I would agree is pretty Flawsome (Flippin' + Awesome, not ridden with flaws)

Your Dirty HabiT- Your Dirty Habit (Computer Club Remix)

Bag Raiders- Turbo Love

Pomomofo- Back At The Club (Boy 8-Bit Remix)

Andy George- Big Dipper (Hijack Remix)

Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

I am just about head off and on a week long bender, pour a few hundred pints through my liver. Polish guy and I picked up bota bags from VV yesterday, I hope they will be quintessential to the festivities if they are not harboring some kind of bacteria.

WAVVES is a band I had not listened to for some odd reason, but now that I have I feel sadness at my stupidity, they are huge distorted mess that I love. BTW how many remixes are there of Cut Copy songs, I am serious here, I must have about 50 on my computer all i would compare to some dog shit.

Wavves - So Bored
Wavves - Beach Demon


there is big news for Oldstyle-Pilsner but I will let the rightfull parties gloat because they deserve it

Try to get this jingle out of your head

Fake Blood

Fake Blood will be in Toronto on Saturday the 13th at Wrongbar. Sad to say I will be missing the show, but i highly recommend everyone goes. Pepper, smash some polish drinks down for me.
Just got into Fake Blood as I had only heard remixes by him, but he has dope tunes out as well. Originals posted now, remixes later.

Fake Blood - Blood Splashing
Fake Blood - Mars
Egadz - Changing Faces

We will...we will...not get paid.

yeah i stole this off Viceland but this is toooo weird, the orginal post is HERE!!!!!!!!

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out.... Just my enemies

I just swallowed about a bakers dozen worth of vitamins it took me two handfuls. I have a theory that through the correct measurements of b complex, milk thistle, magnesium, and and salmon oil that I can avoid all sorts of hangovers. Some other positive effects is that you can take a piss with the lights off because its glow in the dark and your bowel feels like it might just explode ever now and then, but once that is over its clear sailing. This first song actually is on repeat right now, its a really good remix one that makes me want to find to original song. The second you might have heard but it sooo good. The last one is an all time favorite if you plan on cranking a tonne of beers and drinks and just getting slit eyed and shirty then crank this mother fucker up!

Little Boots - Stuck on Repeat (Alexander Robotnick Remix) (320)
of Montreal - Gallery Piece (Mintel Rose Remix)
M.O.P. - Anti up

The Sound of VTEC

Oh Hey!

It's me, I bet your wondering, hey me, who is me? Well thats a simple question with a simple answer, it's me.

I guess I should start off with explaining my name, The Sound of VTEC.

What good is a blog poster without an introduction? No good, thats how much good.

Well it starts with a sound, you know something you hear that loud, and you go hey, what’s that sound? Then next comes VTEC, a symphony of precisely tuned valves opening and closing with the combustion and orchestra of 1000 Mozart’s and one point five Sebastian Bach’s.

What does that mathmatical equasion equal? Well, it equals music to ears, multiple ears, and the ears of people who read this entire summary of who I am, followed by clicking the tracks below and having real, music to your ears.

Oh ya, and my harddrive crashed and my speakers blew up, so I am lacking in life right now, terrible.

The Victorian English Gentlemens Club - La Mer (Hot Pink Delorean Remix)

Just A Band - Burn It Out (THIS/is Remix)

THIS/is - W.H.S.L (What Happieness Sounds Like)

Los Electricos have helped me discover the word INTERGALACTICALITY, which I think is pretty cool

This band has been around for a while, but it seems they have gone under the hype-di-doo radar for the most part. They have that new wave sound that I'm super down with combined with an intergalacticality that would drive Martians to moon walk to Neptune and do the space worm across the milky way and back to Mars. Yes, mixing these beats with alcoholic- intergalactic space juice might just make you go anti-gravity, but damn it! Doesn't it sound like fun!? Los Electricos and Daft Punk should have an INTERGALACTIC-off in space and Marvin the Martian can be the judge.

Los Electricos- At Home In Exile

Los-Electricos- Fang

Los Electricos- Scheletro

I don't believe I've ever seen balls of this magnitude

Yes, balls, or is it extreme stupidity when you get away with slashing the throats of your ex-wife and her lover almost to the point of decapitation - and then decide to try your hand at a little armed robbery over a decade later? Rip n' run eh OJ.

I've harped on about the stupidity of pro sports players before and OJ most certainly takes the cake. On a different level, if you can read this LIST of the wackiest bizarro baseball injuries without laughing then you should try not eating anymore because you're probably not a human. Two of the best:

"Speedster Rickey Henderson allegedly missed several games in August due to frostbite."
and
"Reliever Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while trying to tear a phone book in half."

Love City & Tough Shits: My Love Affair With Riots and Philly Garage Rock

Tough Shits

Athens Street Carnage

There's riots about, boys. And let me tell you something! Nothing turns Peppermint Park on more than a big, bloody riot. Athens has been ablaze since police shot and killed a 15 year old boy, prompting hundreds of people to lash back at the arguably corrupt police. My unhealthy obsession with riot photography/photojournalism luckily goes with garage-punk like chocolate milk and dill pickle chips (which, by the way, I happen to LOVE).

So here are some stupid amazing bands straight outta the city of brotherly love. Love City is a Philly punk-rock band with undeniable garageness that blows my mind. At times they teeter ever so closely on 70's surfer rock...I'm on my knees here. Oh, and the organ usage hits the spot and makes me drop it like its hot.
Love City- The Other Side
Love City- Regretting
Love City- Crumbling

Tough Shits are a perfect band to sing along to pretty much anywhere. Their lyrics are blunt and unforgiving and they make me laugh in a good way. Also from Philly, these cool cats along with Love City and a slew of other fantastical garagers are making Philadelphia into the go to place for a cool new breed of punk rock.
Tough Shits- Flash Art

Tough Shits- I Heard She Kisses On The Mouth

We've just run out of wine; what are we gonna do about it?

by far one of the creeper drawings

here are some tracks ya ingrates.
these two first ones are courtesy of spike jonzes half brother 'squeak e clean' and some dude, under 'N.A.S.A.' they are piping out some hot tracks.
N.A.S.A. - Mike's Revenge!
N.A.S.A. ft. Method Man, E40, DJ Swamp - N.A.S.A. Music (LA Riots Remix)
N.A.S.A. - Spacious Thoughts (feat. Tom Waits & Kool Keith)

this mother fucker is old, quite old but the only track i have ever seen come off of 'its all gone pete tong' and its very good.
Filterheadz - Yimanya


bonus track

LAZRtag - Work Is Play (Barletta Boom Blast Fix)

and btw Dirty Disco Youth is total shit no matter what hype machine says

Some British song shit that is dedicated to Peps. Drunk Polish Vodka Post Holla!

Grillllzzzzz n shit

You think you know how to party? Hah. Fuck you! Find yourself two weeks into a fucking brukken jaw and tell me about it. Also, I am the biggest Moulinex fan in the GTA. Reppin' Braaa.

College feat Anoraak - Fantasy Park (Moulinex Remix)

"My wife would like that" BAA-hahahaha

According to this article German soldiers are allowed to drink the equivalent amount of alcohol (2 beers) per day as Canadian troops are permitted in one month. Where is the motherfucking love Canada? Those guys deserve a beer once in a while.

I traded my health and my good name for this grilled cheese sandwhich

Pepper likez ze Germanzz.
A fun game to play when you're procrastinating....

Try and find pictures of Housemeister without a smoke hanging out of his mouth. 

Housemeister- Inordertodance (Boyz Noize Remix)

I find your lack of faith disturbing

i really like this kind of upbeat indie rock shit. If i was going to be in a band, it would be one like this uptempo instrumental with some lo-fi vocals that are all about heartbreak and i would wear fashion glasses and everyone at the shows could hold there girlfriends every so gently and bob there heads to the music. They would also be wearing fashion glasses then i would starting using epinephrine recreationaly and it would take savage turn and everything would get ugly.


i like listening to this kind of music but there live shows are just brutal, half the time there is someone using an overhead projector to illustrate the songs, and you have to whisper in the venue. and i just want to punch everyone in there. BTW this band is really good

My Teenage Stride - Theme_From_Teenage_Suicide
My Teenage Stride - Ears Like Golden Bats

http://www.myspace.com/myteenagestride

Living in Toronto sometimes sucks

I can't seem to watch a televised hockey game right now without having to tolerate some broadcaster screaming about how the Leafs' latest acquisition of a pudgy new general manager is going to transform the team. Hockey players play the game and talent is required for a team's success. People like the man pictured above change things. Unless Brian Burke is Jesus Christ reincarnate and can bestow upon the Leafs the ability to score goals with their minds the Leafs will continue to be mediocre. So please Toronto, shut the fuck up. Brian Burke's cock is starting to hurt a little. It's a bit more of a pressing issue that parliament seems to be making up the rules as they go along.

I know I need to stop posting videos of people falling and shit, but this one isn't violent or gross, just perfect.


This is Pase Rock's new single and its really good so check it out.

Pase Rock-Get Money Kids

Here Kitty Kitty

This kitty makes about as much sense as someone shining you in the face with a laser pen at a bar...

HOLY FUCK WARNING, The Prodigy are coming out with a new album on March 2nd 2009. Here is the first single from their new album.
The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die



Other Tunes
Justice Ft Mehdi Pinson - DVNO (Les Petits Pilous Remix)
MattAndKim-Daylight
MSTRKRFT - Bounce (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)



And probably my favourite video right now.
Here is a tune for anyone that wants it.

Dirt Nasty - 1980

I was deleted in a coup d'état , by polish mike

blog it blog it


and since polaroids are dead, and i still like them, i came across this program only for mac's but pc people will get it soon enough, you can convert your jpeg's or what ever format you are rocking into poloroids. click here , the pros are that you don't have to scan your pictures and buy the film the cons are its fake.

this is one of the cooler things i have seen,

i have about 30 songs i found that are really good, but i am not uploading them till i really need to procrastinate. here are a couple while i think of them, its mostly Brodinski, i am really feeling that minimalist shit, the bangers will be up soon

Klaxons - Its Not Over Yet (Brodinski Remix)
Brodinski - Oblivion
Brodinski - Bad Runner (Crookers Remix)
DJ MEHDI - B2 Pocket Piano Brodinski remix

The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby (Soulwax Remix)

the crowbarless era begins

My dear friend crowbar has left us. We wish him the best of luck on his en devours. If he ever wishes to come back may he be welcome with open arms. And my I express my deepest apology's. CROWBAR COME BACK!!!!

Alright in all seriousness stop being a bitch

Fun facts: polish is back, music world has been slow, school is over. Some tunes off Kitsune 6, i know they are old deal with it i was busy. More to come tomorrow

Crookers - Gypsy P
Lo-Fi-Fnk - Want U
Pnau - With You Forever
The Shoes - Let's go