Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Is this guy a Jedi? Apprently he's just some awesome pro skater named Billy Marks.

How do you extract clam juice? No, really. Can you milk a clam?

I'm really diggin' this band Diamond Vampires from the UK. Kind of creepy, yes, but hey! I listen to Gary Wilson when I'm falling asleep. I suggest everyone in the world goes and watches "You Think You Really Know Me" the story of Gary Wilson's life. Oh, and some Hail Social shit thats old but i liiiikeee it.

Diamond Vampires - decades

Diamond Vampires- Lumiere

Hail Social - Heaven (Designer Drugs Remix)

Monday, September 29, 2008

This is Fantastic

I just stole this off of sbtvc but they got it from someone else. Anyway this is extremely well done and so funny.

http://view.break.com/577249 - Watch more free videos

Aki Berg would appreciate it if you watched these videos

Baseball season is over and hockey season is fast approaching and I've been thinking a lot about former Leafs' defenseman Aki Berg which is odd because he was definatly on the mediocre side of the Finnish-born defenseman group. I can't help but miss his classic good looks and brash, rebellious attitude. It makes me wonder, what do these guys do after they're forced into retirement after years of unproductive play? Like, wouldn't it be interesting if you were at a grocery store in Stockholm and you look up and none other than former Leafs right wing Jonas Hoglund is bagging your groceries, all doe-eyed and sad, fresh off a costly divorce.

This lady fucking IS the cat-lady from the Simpsons.

This second video is a Kids in the Hall classic I should have put up with the other one earlier so here it is now.

no more

If there is one woman I hate more than anyone in Hollywood is Diane Keaton, she has a new movie coming out called “Smother” which I had the misfortune of watching on YouTube (it has a Dax Sheppard I wasn’t thinking i know), about her getting to involved in her kids relationships. It looks very similar to one that came out a few years ago with Mandy Moore that followed about the same plot line called “Because I said So”, and a Jon Heder movie following a slightly altered plot by the same none the less called “ Mama’s Boy”. The only good thing about all these bad movies is that they are so bad I think they will stop putting her in movies. I hope after this comes out and bombs and people don’t forget about “Mad Money” fiasco with Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah, poor old tired used up Diane Keaton can fade away into some mental institution slash full time rehab clinic.

Below is the trailer for it, I say watch it for the pure entertainment value of how low she has gotten, even though they say Oscar winner it’s starting to loss its merit. Most female winners usually fade away into obscurity right after a win due to poor movie choices and or no real acting talent.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Condoleezza Rice does not love the Bloody Beetroots.

I love video games. They're so violent.
I want to design a video game where you take care of all of the people who have been shot in the other games.

"Hey man, what are you playing?"

Ummmmm Super Busy Hospital.
Please leave me alone. I am performing surgery on a man who has been shot in the head 57 times.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Am I the only one who misses Kids in the Hall on tv? It seems like the Comedy Network never plays the re-runs anymore. This is one of their best sketches about a guy who is a tea fiend. My favorite part is when his tea-hallucination is like "C'mon, lick my bag."

I seen Ma beat the hell out of a tin peddler with a live chicken

I started smoking "grass" again just recently. It always turned me into a retard so I blamed the drug, which was misguided. I've had a few good experiences lately with it which is great cause it's pretty much legal and has less stigma than booze. Here's some songs that I enjoy when I'm stoned:

Fuck Buttons-Sweet Love for Planet Earth
Fuck Buttons-Race You To the Bedroom
Fuck Buttons-Colours Move

Thursday, September 25, 2008

repost by request

yeah yeah polish is back mother fuckers!!!!!

Bloody beetroots on friday get pumped up!!

more posts to come this is a sloppy polish vodka post by request

Kid Cudi - Day and Night Crookers Remix

Some mornings i wake up bitchy, other mornings i let her sleep

i am out

but here are some tunes to make it through the weeeeekend

DatA - Rapture Part. II ( vocals by Sebastian granier(sp) of dfa 1979)
Get Back Guinozzi ! - Carpet Madness
Clazziquai - Prayers (Shinichi Osawa Remix)
The Death Set - Negative Thinking (Treasure Fingers Remix)
Tenderlions - In Addition
Mariah Carey - I'll Be Lovin U Long Time (Designer Drugs Remix) (Extended Mix)
Jack White & Alicia Keys - Another Way (the new bond movie theme song, is of course about death, the song is mehh)
Bumblebeez - Black Dirt

tilly and the wall - beat control

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

new killers

there first single is out off there new album, and guess what? it stinks, just like that last album. but i am sure you all want to hear it so here it is

The Killers - Human

I want to drop out of school and move to Belarus.

Im really pumped for the Chad Vangaalen/Women/Boys Who Say No concert coming up next weekend. So Im posting some chilly, folky tunes to get in the mood. Here are some lyrical ear snacks for the prose longing hosers out there like me.

Chad VanGaalen - Cries of the Dead

Silver Jews- I'm Gonna Love the Hell Out of You
Silver Jews- Candy Jail
Coco Rosie- Werewolf

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fuck I must be bored

It makes me want to put someone through a window everytime I remember that this comb-over wearing piece of dog shit is actually considered a status symbol worldwide. Some people even admire him. The fact of the matter is that other than hoarding money his interests probably include sodomizing pretty endangered animals and torturing mentally retarded people in his basement.

Today it seems that all you have to do make something of yourself is play a sport better than everybody, look good, or make a lot of money. But in the past there were people to look up to that actually had balls and contributed something meaningful. Novelist Kurt Vonnegut had balls, and today I stumbled upon an interview with him from 1977 that is really good, especially interesting if you've read Slaughterhouse-Five Check it out HERE.

...oh and wait, Gwenyth Paltrow has made her own website, called Goop (wtf?). If this pretentious piece of shit doesn't make your blood fucking curdle, than I don't know what to say. crowbar, I know you'll love it.

Monday, September 22, 2008

so blogger is giving me shit

i had a big post up a couple of days ago that has disappeared unless one of these guys deleted or myself in some kind of misguided drunken nightmare. so ill re post what i can remember and add a bunch because i have a tonne of shit to post.

first off, the Muslims a great new band, here are the top tracks

The Muslims - Extinction
The Muslims - Nightlife

then there is the electro

Kidstreet - Penny Candy

Robbie Williams - Lovelight (Soulwax Ravelight Dub)
Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Epic Last Song (LIFELIKE remix)

The Presets - This Boy's in Love (Lifelike Remix)

ill post in sections or you wont want to download due to media fire fatigue,

this songs is old but so good, listen to it as you go to bed, very very relaxing
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Thursday, September 18, 2008

You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body

I just realized that for the past little while nearly everytime I post music XXXChange has something to do with it. That's because everything he does is usually very good. The only thing that I don't like is the name, but its not that bad. I'm probably going to make out with him one day. Anyhow, here is something else that I liked. This is very good.

James Pants-Ka$h (XXXChange & A-Trak mix)

On the bummer side, The Streets new album is out and most of it is on the myspace page. It sucks, which isn't surprising cause so did the last album. It reminds me of the part in Caddyshack when Rodney Dangerfield and Chevy Chase are playing a match against those dudes and Dangerfield's all like "Geez, I'm having the worst round of my life here," to which Chevy Chase's character responds, "You're not, you're not good Al...you stink." Its too bad for Mike Skinner, his shit used to be good.

ah yeah

check out Mcgyvers face when the snake shows up

The Adventures of McGyver and Chuck Norris from butterteam on Vimeo.

and check out this website its so funny

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


Bad day all around, the newspaper is talking about this economic crisis, a school shooting in Scarborough, a hunter killing some cancer-kid's puppy, and oil spills off Newfoundland. The one positive I can take out of today is that the frat-boy crowd of greedy fucks, douchebags and assholes in financial sector will be losing a pile of money. Gonna get me a used Porsche from Autotrader on the cheap. Watch the guys in the background of the video console each other in these turbulent times.

Oh and here is an mp3 of one of the guys from the Black Lips trying to freestyle rap. It's kind of funny.

The Glock I Hold-Old King Cole Younger

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I love websites that have post funny stuff that people find on the street. The above found note has special personal significance to me, bringing back family memories that I don't know whether to laugh at yet. You see, when I was about eight, my Uncle Brian made the opposite mistake that the gentleman on the note here made. I got a birthday card that year printed on old computer paper saying, "Happy Birthday, from Uncle Brain." My dad snatched the card and began to make fun of Uncle Brian as he would often do at family gatherings. "Look boys, what a nice card from your Uncle Brain!" Dad was merciless, my mom was pissed and my grandparents were furious. Best birthday party ever!

This is fucked, but it's kind of accurate. Kids do come from there.

TV on the Radio-Dancing Choose

XXXChange-Live at Home

Monday, September 8, 2008

New Justice

here is a 18 minute epic disco opera, very good stuff, they made it for a dior homme fashion show, i love it, get listening to it.

i am back at school.so on my computer more, ill start posting more frequently, we will see.

Justice - Planisphere