Monday, June 29, 2009

Baseball Heroes: Wade Boggs

I think Wade Boggs is a bad liar. Here's an interesting story regarding rumors of his alleged feat of alcoholic endurance. On second thought, 64 Miller Lites is like only like a two-four in Canada right?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

We're talkin' toilets!

I technically work in the plumbing industry. I do pricing and write descriptions for what seems like millions of fucking toilets. Did you know that for 700 bucks you can buy an attachment for your toilet that will fire water at your asshole (cleaning it?) and proceed to dry it for you? Safe to say I have toilets on my mind most days. Anyway, this potty training video from Japan is hysterical, beyond creepy and features a really enthusiastic talking toilet. The last time a toilet talked to me I had just consumed a pint of Windex and lets just say it wasn't that happy to see me.

This guy doesn't trust toliets I think. Or he's just a huge retard.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Here's to yet another wasted week

Despite some poor reviews I keep hearing good things about "The Hangover." Apparently Zach Galifianakis steals the show, which to me is not surprising. I think he is one of the funnier humans on the planet right now. I remember putting some of his video up a few months back and some jerk off commenter said something like "I don't see why he is considered funny." I remember thinking to myself "Congratulations dipshit you are the reason why Family Guy is still on the air." This clip is from a short parody he does of vodka commercials also, part 2, part 3.

"There are no second acts in American lives" (Bullshit)
The Atlanta Falcons have finally released Michael Vick. Wtf? Apparently they were trying to trade him! What there's no market for incredibly athletic and mobile quarterbacks with dog-killing issues? I thought pro football was all about second chances. See: Adam 'Pacman' Jones
And some dated music if anyone is interested.

Dinosaur Jr.-Almost Ready

The Virgins-Radio Christiane

Thursday, June 11, 2009


this blog is no longer about music as there are other better blogs for that and i have kinda lost interest in it. now its all about old tv show clips photos and videos of animals doing naughty things. and the occasionally mp3 post, if i get around to it...CROOOKERS next time.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

This can't be real

The guy in this video is either one of the world's legends of sarcasm in acting or simply deranged. Either way, I will be seeing him my nightmares.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Unconventional funny guys

On his show Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David is funny in a full body cringe kind of way where your finger wants to change the channel because its so painful but just can't. On the other hand in Seinfeld he did some more traditional comedy in his voice work and brief cameos that were always awesome. I love him as the guy in the cape, Frank Costanza's lawyer.

I've always liked Norm MacDonald even though a lot of people think he sucks. I think some people dislke him because they don't appreciate his understated demeanour and the deliberate awkwardness that is behind his charm. Also, he likes to intentionally bomb jokes which is an approach most people can't comprehend. This is shown well in the second clip.

Also, crowbar (we have got to stop using these fucking stupid names) and I have been enjoying a blog called lamebook. It a collection of hilariously stupid things people post on facebook but you'd probably be surprised with how they're not that much dumber than retards you know.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

burns - turbo from Thomas Bachellier on Vimeo.

i thought i was over this kind of music, but this song is so good, wrecking anything. the video reminds of street carnage's video fo that white Williams song

Monday, June 1, 2009

you can buy this song

Mayer Hawthorne - Just Ain't Gonna Work Out from Stones Throw on Vimeo.

on that heart shaped vinyl, very cool , nice song as well