If you don’t have old guys in the scene where you live then just put streetwear on your scrotum and make it talk to girls for way too long.

here is an old track that i love, lindsey dropped this on me a while ago and i was just screwing off from a paper to look at my last.fm and found the old recommendation, and i will futher recomend it, check it, its pretty creepy just like old men at clubs, so here are some more tunes to play as you go to bed and get nightmares.

Vitalic - white labels
I Monster - who is she
Ladytron - miss black

and the mega creeper himself, just get that whole album or google him at least and check out that face
Gary wilson - gary's in the park