Always with the fucking painting

I'm a painter again. PCP reunion due to popular demand? Certainly not. Instead my dog destroyed a door and seeing as I'm the only one that doesn't want to have her terminated I get to patch and paint. Yay! Anyhow, below is a video that almost caused me to asphyxiate laughing at it while I was hungover yesterday. This guy on the video hilariously imitates the batting stances of past/present Red Sox players. Might need to be a baseball fan to enjoy it so...er...Mike you might like it.


I'll put up some music soon.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

the Midfield General album is going to be ssssiiiiiicckkk there first track disco sirens is huge and this new track 137 piano is just punishing through a set of decent headphones, so good , get it , also there is this little creepy tune called teddy bear coming off there new album thats odd to say the least, you decide.

Midfield General - Disco Sirens
Midfield General - 137 Piano
Midfield General - Teddy Bear feat. Ralph Brown

Thrilling Miracles!

I'm well into my Friday weekly coffee drinking contest that I have with myself and I'm a tad gittery and restless. Also, I believe that my colon will surely explode out of my asshole very soon, dragging a severly compromised large intestine along with it. But that is neither here nor there. Since I'm so bored I thought I should share some of the stuff I found today while browsing the internets instead of typing plumbing component descriptions.

There is a video located at the link below which shows hilarious footage of tv reporters getting destroyed. It's funny and people get hurt!

This info. page proves that Texas is awesome to people that didn't know already.

http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/TT/xxt1.html

Foals, MGMT

Foals - Cassius
Foals - Balloons



MGMT - Time to Pretend
MGMT - Electric Feel

Both albums are really good. I know I have already praised the MGMT album but, it is actually amazing. The Foals album is pretty good as well check out. Both albums are defiantly worth looking at.

I am a walking turn on

Read the ad for that one piece its good for a laugh

i have a couple surkin tracks here i posted a remix that he did for Klaxons not to long ago, i am really enjoying his stuff lately. the 'next of kin' song is defiantly worth the download.

Surkin - Next Of Kin
Surkin - Radio Fireworks
Surkin - White Knight Two
Para One - Midnight Swim (Surkin Remix)
Teki Latex - Les Matins de Paris (Surkin Remix)

dirty dark and deep

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

here are a couple of mystery jet remixes and one misc switch one
Mystery Jets - Hideaway (Switch Remix)
Mystery Jets - The Boy Who Ran Away (Riton Re-Rub)
Mystery Jets - Zoo Time [Zongamin Remix]
DJ Mehdi - I Am Somebody (Switch Remix)

there new album is out now, worth checking out, its called 21 and is produced by Erol Alkan

The Beer Troll has been spotted

Watch out for the beer troll when you are out at the bars. As the weather warms up, the beer troll awakens from hibernation. Just as you put your drink down to chat up some pretty lady, you feel a swift current whip past you. To your shocking amazement your drink is gone. Was it a disgruntled barkeep? No, it was the infamous beer troll.


Alex Gopher - Aurora (Riot in Belgium & Knightlife Remix)
Alex Gopher - The Game (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
Crookers - Anne Mac Mini Mix

The Disco Spaceship

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. ”You don’t have to tell me,” I said. ”I’m off the team, aren’t I?” ”Well,” said Coach, ”you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.

Lauri Marshall - The Disco Spaceship

divine

here is a video of Sebastien Tellier's new single Divine, off the Sexuality, its produced by Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo of Daft Punk, ill post some of the songs once i convert them

Never wear black without the blue

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

Black Devil - We Never Fly Away Again
Cut Copy - track 3 ( fabric live mix )
Felix Da Housecat - Radio (Data Remix)

and this last one is for you ellen
Justice vs Pharoahe Monch - Genesis Says (KABLAM! edit)

i wanna pet monkey

the monkeys name would be kiki and it would be a dj, it would also throw eggs with unprecedented accuracy. Here are some tunes by the french superstar Yelle, and one of my favourite tunes from danger.

Yelle - Je Veux te Voir
Yelle - A Cause Des Garçons (Drixxxé Remix)
Danger - 11h30

I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

and i finally found a more legit copy of Motor, i am really feeling this tune, its an edit by distort. SebastiAn's new album should be coming out soon.

SebastiAn - Motor (distort edit)

Yo.... a bring bring ?

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he’s throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

Here are some new MSTRKRFT tracks, VUVUVUVUV or whatever its called has a crookers sample in it. The song might be posted on here somewhere but ill post it again, VUVUVUVU is the b side to Bounce there new single out now on DIM MAK.


MSTRKRFT -VUVUVUVU
MSTRKRFT - BOUNCE feat. N.O.R.E
Don Rimini - Let Me Back Up (Crookers Remix)

cut copy

i just jacked there latest album, and its good very good, i am partial to this track
cut copy - Strangers in the wind
a decent justice remix
Justice - DVNO (Sunshine Brothers Mix)

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they
don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when
somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, ”What was THAT?!”
panda bear - Comfy in Nautica (xxxchange remix)

ZIPZEIPZIP

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.

Crystal Castles - Courtship date

fucking love this tune, have had it on repeat. they are playing tomorrow night at circa, i hope they are good live or i am going to have some back peddling to do

Peanut Butter Jelly time

Along side my companion I must agreed that the Bloody Beetroots are fucking dope. Sorry for the little hiatus, just been busy going on Polish vacations. For example we went to the Frito Lay plant to see how potato chips are made, oh boy how interesting!
Here are some scotty vtec inspired tunes

Bloody Beetroots - Ill To Destroy
Captain Phoenix - Pistols & Hearts - The Bloody Beetroots remix
Mr. Flash - Disco Dynamite

ps. if you know a better share site then zshare please tell me

A dog’s two favorite meals are his balls and his shit. Drunk lesbians that want to French aren’t even in the top ten.

the bloody beetroots, they hail from italy, and drop some nice heavy tracks like there countrymen 'crookers' start listening to them now, here is one of there latest tracks its got a sample that is played very heavily and i cant figure out where its from but sounds familiar. ALSO here is a sick remix by 'surkin'

The Bloody Beetroots -We Are From Venice (La Serenissima)

Klaxons - Golden Skans (Surkin Remix)

fuck if i hate uploading on zshare

alright so there has been a lack of posting the last week or so, here is what i have been listing tooooo, get them all


Kavinsky - Transistor
Busy p - Chop suey
Midnight Juggernauts - Into the Galaxy
The Ravonettes - Dead Sound
The Teenagers - Homecomming
Justice - Phantom II ( boys noize remix)
The Presets - Cagedbaby - Hello There (Presets Remix)
Hot Chip - Sensual Seduction
Diplo - Red Chili ward 21 V2
Dj Mehdi - Stick it
Psychic ills - killers


on another note. you should all download a .rar extractor, you can get them free most anywhere on the internet, then i can post full albums of good stuff

cruisin with booze

With the nicer weather coming its time to start cruising the mean streets and blasting your music obnoxiously loud. Its pretty clear that some people just try to get as much attention as possible all the time. Anyways as long as you have a nice sound system and dont drive a hooptie aka honda here are some cruising tunes.


Nice and Smooth vs Crystal Castles - I Rhymed Slow In 1991

Young Josh - Act a Fool (Flosstradamus Remix)

fred falke

here is another track , its a remix by him, he seems to be doing alot lately , i am really feeling this one, its a slow burner, ill post another couple slow burners up with it too

The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Rexix)
Panthers - Goblin City (Holy Ghost! Disco Dub)
Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch (Hot Chip Remix)

If you don’t have old guys in the scene where you live then just put streetwear on your scrotum and make it talk to girls for way too long.

here is an old track that i love, lindsey dropped this on me a while ago and i was just screwing off from a paper to look at my last.fm and found the old recommendation, and i will futher recomend it, check it, its pretty creepy just like old men at clubs, so here are some more tunes to play as you go to bed and get nightmares.

Vitalic - white labels
I Monster - who is she
Ladytron - miss black

and the mega creeper himself, just get that whole album or google him at least and check out that face
Gary wilson - gary's in the park

What would you rather be seen doing: Taking a Segway tour in South Beach or hitting on a 13-year-old girl who has tears streaming down her face?

i think i would rather take the segway tour. here is a track that really relates to me and my fondness for dunks
The Clik Clik - my dunks

oioioioio
Boys Noize - Oh! (a-track remix)

and to finish it off for the weekend a fred falke tune and another one and his crewman and chief alan braxe did with him.
Fred flake - love theme
alan braxe and fred falke - rubicon

and here is a nice wallpaper for all u sick fucks

cheap drinks and santogold = Midterm Success

Santogold seems to be bumping a lot within this household. Plus its Thursday so its a reason to get excited, bring on the polish vodka and the weekend. Here are some remixes of some Santogold tracks they are pretty dope. Also anyone in a midterm funk? party it away seems to work for us.

Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes (XXXChange Remix)

Santogold - Creator (Scottie B remix)

Santogold - Shove It (Switch remix)

Diplo - Must be a devil
here is a decent diplo track

Dear Diary, I am so fucking bald right now I feel like I’m going to explode. I feel like the sun is looking down at me and thinking, “Holy shit, is that guy ever bald.”

up comming show dates

here is a list of upcoming shows that i find interesting, as of today, they all still have tickets available either on www.ticketweb.ca www.ticketbreak.com www.ticketmaster.com or by just going into rotate this on queen, and also soundscapes on college. i will post any new shows that are coming into the toronto, guelph, kw, that sound alright.

5-MAR-08 DEERHOOF PHOENIX 19+ $19.00
6-MAR-08 JASON COLLETT LEE'S 19+ $15.00
9-MAR-08 RZA PHOENIX 19+ $26.50
10-MAR-08 GREGORY ISAACS PHOENIX 19+ $32.00
15-MAR-08 JOSE GONZALEZ / MIA DOI TODD PHOENIX 19+ $20.50
20-MAR-08 DIGITALISM ANTI 19+ $20.00
22-MAR-08 CHROMEO OPERA HOUSE 19+ $23.50
30-MAR-08 EMILY HAINES PHOENIX 19+ $26.50
30-MAR-08 THE ROOTS KOOL HAUS ALL AGES $40.00
30-MAR-08 SUNSET RUBDOWN LEE'S 19+ $12.00
2-APR-08 CARBON / SILICON LEE'S 19+ $20.00
2-APR-08 GROOVE ARMADA SOCIAL 19+ $16.50
3-APR-08 DRAGONETTE PHOENIX ALL AGES $12.50
11-APR-08 THUNDERHEIST LEE'S 19+ $10.00
14-APR-08 TAPES N' TAPES OPERA HOUSE 19+ $17.50
16-APR-08 THE DIRTBOMBS HORSESHOE 19+ $12.50
19-APR-08 DESTROYER LEE'S 19+ $13.50
26-APR-08 BORN RUFFIANS LEE'S 19+ $10.00
28-APR-08 KATE NASH PHOENIX ALL AGES $17.50
9-MAY-08 CUT COPY / BLACK KIDS LEE'S 19+ $17.00
16-MAY-08 BRITISH SEA POWER LEE'S 19+ $15.00
30-MAY-08 M83 MOD CLUB 19+ $15.00
31-MAY-08 THE PRESETS ANTI 19+ $16.50

Digitalism Show

So the next batch of shows are fast approaching, figured it was a good time to put up an older remix of digitalism - Idealistic. Its older but its still good. Also the whole album is great.

Idealistic (Hystereo Re-brand)

Also a remix from dem crookers boys, its a remix the new single coming out by Edu K and Marina. Club banger? we will see..

Edu K Feat. Marina - Me Bota Pra Dancar (Crookers Remix)

Lil’ Wayne - Dopeman feat. Birdman / Collie Buddz - Come Around (Ghislain Poirier Remix)

Justice show

there is a justice dj thing on march 18 the day after the toronto one, its in toronto, location is tba, so far the only way you can get tickets is to text 'justice' to 4771 and download some justice ring tunes for each time you download one there is about ringtunes, you get a chance to win two tickets to the concert. thats about all i know but i suggest it, its about 3 dollars a ringtune plus some kind of service fee rogers will tag on. it is a rogers and vice show. if its free aside from the 3 dollar charge , granted you win a ticket. i hope they dont run it like that bacardi diplo one. and thats about all i know on this subject.

Justice - Phantom pt 2

its getting bold out

Did you ever go to Niagara Falls and think, "What if you weren't a tourist here and you actually lived here and were really patriotic about your hometown and went to Purple Hawks games and went to the falls every day with your androgynous wife?"


here are a couple of new boys noize remixes plus a old one. some kind of justice and soulwax thing from annie mac's radio 1 show. also there are some other tunes that are good i hope, i havent really listened to them straight through

Cut copy - Lights & Music (Boys Noize Happy Birthday Remix)

Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption (Boys Noize Remix)

Feist - My Moon My Man (Boys Noize Remix)

this remix was done by tim goldsworthy (sp) one half of DFA

These New Puritans - Navigate, Navigate (The Loving Hand Remix)


i bet this name will change when it comes out legit, but for now

Justice vs. Soulwax - Disco Sirens

HEY DJ, FUCK YOU!

Ever wonder where your biological Dad is? Is he in the Navy Seals fighting some super evil despot we don’t even know about yet or is he in Paris pursuing his photography career? Daydream all you want but you know he’s still in Mississauga speaking in gibberish slurs and pounding his fist to music he’s never heard before.


here are some tunes for using your crowbar when you get home all slit eyed and shirty

D.I.M. - Is You (Les Petits Pilous Remix)

D.I.M. - Airbus baby

Notorious B.I.G. - Party and Bullshit (Ratatat remix)