Just Sayin'

Can beat it.

Is anyone out there OSP?

Vitalic - See to Sea (Red)

Baseball Heroes: Wade Boggs

I think Wade Boggs is a bad liar. Here's an interesting story regarding rumors of his alleged feat of alcoholic endurance. On second thought, 64 Miller Lites is like only like a two-four in Canada right?

We're talkin' toilets!

I technically work in the plumbing industry. I do pricing and write descriptions for what seems like millions of fucking toilets. Did you know that for 700 bucks you can buy an attachment for your toilet that will fire water at your asshole (cleaning it?) and proceed to dry it for you? Safe to say I have toilets on my mind most days. Anyway, this potty training video from Japan is hysterical, beyond creepy and features a really enthusiastic talking toilet. The last time a toilet talked to me I had just consumed a pint of Windex and lets just say it wasn't that happy to see me.



This guy doesn't trust toliets I think. Or he's just a huge retard.

Here's to yet another wasted week

Despite some poor reviews I keep hearing good things about "The Hangover." Apparently Zach Galifianakis steals the show, which to me is not surprising. I think he is one of the funnier humans on the planet right now. I remember putting some of his video up a few months back and some jerk off commenter said something like "I don't see why he is considered funny." I remember thinking to myself "Congratulations dipshit you are the reason why Family Guy is still on the air." This clip is from a short parody he does of vodka commercials also, part 2, part 3.



"There are no second acts in American lives" (Bullshit)
The Atlanta Falcons have finally released Michael Vick. Wtf? Apparently they were trying to trade him! What there's no market for incredibly athletic and mobile quarterbacks with dog-killing issues? I thought pro football was all about second chances. See: Adam 'Pacman' Jones
And some dated music if anyone is interested.

Dinosaur Jr.-Almost Ready

The Virgins-Radio Christiane

Monetize?

this blog is no longer about music as there are other better blogs for that and i have kinda lost interest in it. now its all about old tv show clips photos and videos of animals doing naughty things. and the occasionally mp3 post, if i get around to it...CROOOKERS next time.

Dental Plan!

This can't be real

The guy in this video is either one of the world's legends of sarcasm in acting or simply deranged. Either way, I will be seeing him soon...in my nightmares.

Unconventional funny guys

On his show Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David is funny in a full body cringe kind of way where your finger wants to change the channel because its so painful but just can't. On the other hand in Seinfeld he did some more traditional comedy in his voice work and brief cameos that were always awesome. I love him as the guy in the cape, Frank Costanza's lawyer.



I've always liked Norm MacDonald even though a lot of people think he sucks. I think some people dislke him because they don't appreciate his understated demeanour and the deliberate awkwardness that is behind his charm. Also, he likes to intentionally bomb jokes which is an approach most people can't comprehend. This is shown well in the second clip.





Also, crowbar (we have got to stop using these fucking stupid names) and I have been enjoying a blog called lamebook. It a collection of hilariously stupid things people post on facebook but you'd probably be surprised with how they're not that much dumber than retards you know.

burns - turbo from Thomas Bachellier on Vimeo.

i thought i was over this kind of music, but this song is so good, wrecking anything. the video reminds of street carnage's video fo that white Williams song

you can buy this song

Mayer Hawthorne - Just Ain't Gonna Work Out from Stones Throw on Vimeo.

on that heart shaped vinyl, very cool , nice song as well

We're all gonna get laid!

Thank goodness for Friday. I need some time to let my amazing new career news sink in. I am now in the music business, as the manager for this talented little fuckbrain Lil' King! I am so excited I am practically barfing my guts out. His shit is so tight!




I've never really paid much attention to bullfighting, or really given a shit about the bull, but I saw this today and now I'm kind of playing the righteous indignation card and thinking that this sport might be bullshit (see what I did there). Anyway, in this case the bullfighter is clearly defeated. But look at all of the objects buried in the poor bull's back, that would fucking hurt. It's really hard to feel sorry for the bullfighter. You know what, fuck that guy. The video footage tells the whole story.

The Paradigm shift of Organic growth in the Blogosphere is true Web 2.0

In an effort to portray my self as more with it or more intelligent than the rest of the business world I call home now is use buzz words exclusively. Here is a short list to get you on the right track.

Warming my cold, bitter heart on a rainy day

Is that kid not the coolest most adorable 2-year-old alive? I wish this was my kid. I would take him on a bar tour of North America and watch him do his magic on unsuspecting greaseballs for big money. The upside is, no one is going to beat up a little kid, and I'd already be out the back door with the car running before the eightball dropped.


Also, I ran across a blog called "Fuck Yeah Puppies" and call me a pussy, but you are a gaping asshole if puppies can't cheer you up. I'd rather surgically remove my own eyeballs with a coffee spoon than see these puppies in pain or uncomfortable in any way.

Finally, this robber's mask is so uncreative it's amazing. A fucking Bud Light box!

The Top 3 Favourite Modes of Transportation of a Galcier

What a fine springs day, gentlemen.

Three things came to my mind today, automobiles, and music.

Let us start with the top 3 machine side of this equation for a beautiful day like today;

Now back to the other part of today, cruising tracks;

Metric - Help, I'm Alive (Immuzikation Remix)

Pheonix - Lisztomania (Classixx Version)

Sneaky Sound System - It's Not My Problem (Thin White Duke Remix)

Head trauma Thursday

In the academy every cop is taught the first rule of apprehending a runner. A good face kicking establishes the tone that will dictate the duration of the arrest and shows the perp who is in charge. Compliance with this guideline will earn the law enforcement official a high-five from a colleague.



This second one is an excellent clip show of people getting hit in the head with large balls. I am 25 years old somehow.

Mary Cherry

Boner time Ronaldo!

like most covers

i prefer the original

Funny Show

Delocated is a pretty funny show from Adult Swim made by comedian Jon Glaser. It's about a witness protection program family. Here is the pilot.


Part 2 has a great cameo from Paul Rudd.

My favorite is the episode where Jon creates a business called "Rage Cage" where you pay five bucks to smash household items with a bat.

i dont think

Fuck Face!

This is now a baseball blog. Oldstyle Baseball. Crowbar and his computer music can go fuck off...just joking. There are much better blogs to visit if you want to read about baseball, go to Drunk Jays Fans. Anyway, I've been sick for the past two days and other than watching Law and Order, Without a Trace and Unsolved Mysteries (holy fuck do those shows suck) I have been reading a very entertaining book called Moneyball, written by Michael Lewis. The book is about the "revolutionary" new way of scouting baseball players that general manager Billy Beane implemented with the cheap as fuck Oakland Athletics. Looking past some of the problems that come up in hindsight with some of Beane's player choices (he loved Russ Adams!), the book is interesting because of some of the hilarious characters behind the scenes in baseball. One of those characters is Beane himself who current Blue Jays GM J.P. Ricciardi praises for his kitty-punching ability in the minors by stating "he could talk a dog off a meat wagon." Bill James, who almost single-handedly changed the way smart baseball people look at the game's insane amount of stats, compares overrated baseball players to pretty girls:
"Pretty girls tend to become insufferable because being pretty, their faults are too much tolerated." Awesome, but if you don't get how that relates I don't have enough room to explain. James also came up with this insanely rational formula: Runs Created = (Total Bases * (Hits + Walks))/(Plate Appearances). Anyway, if you have even a casual interest in the sport, check out that book.

Also being sick I have re-visited some of my youtube favorites.

The Kentucky Derby looks like fun

Lenny Dykstra is hilarious...will drown you in tobacco spittle

"Nails!" Lenny Dykstra is awesome even though he is an obvious douchebag. He was part of a shit show/unbelievable 1986 New York Mets world series winning team that collectively snorted more blow off stripper tit than even Satan himself would want to know about. Daryl Strawberry has a lot to say about it in his book.

Spot on

Just because I don't really post music on here any more, here is some because I've gone crazy with boredom and I am currently drunk.

The Modern Lovers-Roadrunner
Spank Rock & Amanda Blank-Grit City
Snoop Dogg-Upside Your Head
David Bowie-Ziggy Stardust
Van Halen-Dance the Night Away
Pavement-Cut Your Hair
Tim Rally Gold-Planting Flowers
The Cars-Double Life

All the king's men cannot put it back together again.

i think what makes this song great is that you can't really tell that U2 had anything to do with it

U2 - Magnificent (Fred Falke Remix - Edit)

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

i like to listen to french music, because the lyrics could be so gay that i could hate them if i had any idea what they were saying but alas, french wasn't a strong point for me, so there music always good down sweet.

Plastiscines - La Règle Du Jeu
Plastiscines - Loser ( Les Petits Pilous remix)

by the way these songs right here are top notch

neil is whats up

this is great music video, i like to think its pretty much what he is, that's his shitty old car, that's his dog, and he just boots around singing to his songs on the tape deck, because that's what i did one summer, i played the harvest moon tape till it broke at one end, so i bought the cd. i saw him play earlier this year in toronto and it was pretty good. i heard a cool think about him, he made a album with heavy vocdor use (trans), and all the record ex's were pissed because it sounded fucked, but he did it because his autisic kid really responded to that digital voice more so than his natural voice.

so click here for the video

Neil Young - Transformer Man
Neil Young - Computer Cowboy (Aka Syscrusher)

WOOOOO!

I know this might be played but I can't believe I forgot about this poor asshole. Gorgeous George and his creepy friends had (still have?) a public access TV show in Richmond, Virginia and this video shows how poor George is savagely tormented by prank callers. Luckily George is king of the comebacks. My favorite: "You got crap in your mouth and semen, crap and semen in your mouth, why don't you crunch it down with some rice crispies and milk" (I am so stealing that).

George also has an awesome website that is a magnificent case study in self-delusion. His section called "Summary of Detractors" is particularly great, while his heart-breakingly poetic "Ode to Sue" is also a worth the read if you're looking to barf away a few minutes.