Thursday, April 17, 2008

In the news

How big are this guys balls? Seriously. He goes out hunting for a serial fucking murderer with his bull mastif and actually catches the guy. Later, he has this to say to the press:
"I've dealt with wounded grizzlies and shit. The guy didn't mean anything [frightening] to me."
Man. when he goes to testify against Shoenborn, he going to place his giant balls on the bible and say "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and..."
If being a crazy vigilante redneck is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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