Blunts, Blunts!

Yo man, I got something here that's gonna blow the shit...outta your ass, into the toilet...it's gonna flush itself. Well no but here is a mix by Chris Devlin who sometimes works with Spank Rock. A really interesting track with a bunch of everything, worth listening to, especially the last bit. It's about 40 min. long though.
Devlin-We Make it Good Vol II.

Elsewhere, I'm glad that our polack is encouraging more comments with offers of booze. That is good. On a related note, I am developing an inferiority complex cause I don't have a cool name like the other two and I need some input. Here is a list I came up with at work today. Let me know which one is best. I need this.
MC Kitty Killer
Grand Master Anal
DJ Uncle Bob
Ayatollah Awesome
DJ Free Tibet
MC Birthday
MC Mujahideen
Gary Goober III

Does anyone read this??

Seriously first person to respond gets a drink at the bar tomorrow night. Other posters do not count. and on a side note while at pizza nova yesterday graeme noticed that there is a picture with 2 kids baking a pizza with a bottle of bacardi behind them.

Marlena Shaw - California Soul (Diplo/Mad Decent Remix)
Mystery Jets - Hideaway (Switch Remix) (Diplo Edit)
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Daft Punk remix)
Mercy Arms - Kept Low (Cut Copy remix)

What in the name of high school football!?

Don't know if anyone's seen this website yet, but ManBabies truly treads that line between making me laugh and freaking me out.

Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

a track that i think will be big timing in no time, get it

Holy Ghost! - Hold On

oh and this friday come to the courthouse, ill post the poster up in a second

more summer reading

Daddy's little pill problem

Jesus christ, I am suffering through some of the worst neck pain today ever. Someone has a voodoo doll of me and hasn't ceased stomping on the lower neck of the goddamn thing for the last 18 or so hours. Who is it? I know I have enemies but who would be this cruel? Is it you, Mark? I know you were always jealous of my unparalleled ability to attract ladies during our college years. Whoever it is, please stop, I've suffered enough now.

My limited mobility over the past few days allowed me to catch up on movies. I finally saw Juno and so what the fuck was all that hype about? That was a downright irritating, over-written stillbirth of a film. I'm no movie critic but putting Jennifer Garner and Allison Janney in the same film is just inexcusable. Sorry to rant. I actually heard a song in the film that I heard in a skateboard video a while back and liked but couldn't find. So here is that.

Sonic Youth-Superstar (Carpenters cover)

Look at that. You can't see that, I'm on radio.

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.

i am dropping fucking witch hunts and popular cultural, i thought it was going to be all tna but its all religion and Jacobite's, fucking eh man.

RATATATATATAT

Ratatat - Falcon Jab

Ratatat - Mirando

plus the video for Mirando, i think its just a clip show from about 5 minuites of the movie Predator

Johnny always says you can just drink so much and screw so much.

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off and go fishing. But we wouldn’t be laughing that evening when he’d come back with some whore he picked up in town.

Some great piano action in both these songs, more so Mehdi's tune as the name might suggest. which is the very excellent.
The Juan Maclean - Happy House
DJ Mehdi - Pocket Piano

I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!

Work is play

This morning is so boring that I am seriously considering intentionally barfing on my keyboard so I can go home and sleep the rest of the day. These pictures of TV from HERE are pretty good, check them out.

go for it

If ahm goin git my nuts blowed off fer a word, it's goin to be poon-tang

These are a couple of songs by these guys the Cool Kids. They are sort of hipster rappers but I actually don't mind the simple beats they use. The other thing that I like is that they don't rap about selling crack which in this day and age is about as refreshing as getting sprayed in the face with a pressure-washer. Instead they tend to go on about how cool they are, which almost makes their stupid fucking name acceptable...but no, the name is super lame.

The Cool Kids-Action Figures

The Cool Kids-Mikey Rocks

Also, Hitler really doesn't like Eli Manning or the New York Giants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYu68SHWh64

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHH

That speed i ate for breakfast...I think it was Acid

13th Floor Elevators - You're Gonna Miss Me
The Rolling Stones - She's A Rainbow

Laurie got offended that I used the word ”puke.” But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.

i have had a long standing argument with Lindsey that you can use heroin recreationally and that your are not addicted after your first try i think the only way to find out who is right is for me to man up and give it a go.

Barney - Oh Please
DJ Mehdi - Pocket Piano
Feadz - Back it Up (Feat. Spank Rock)

and do that stuff your mommy calls smut

Hey Mom! i want more bloody fucking beetroots

Damn these guys really have a distinct sound, about as distinct as the smell of vodka on a polish guys breathe in the morning... true story? no. But honestly these are guys are so good, yes i know i have preached it over and over and you can tell i have a hard on for them and crookers, but if this is not proof what is??

Bloody Beetroots - Butter (Ep Version)
Bloody Beetroots - Bluto Fuck Popeye Feat. Congorock
Bloody Beetroots - I Love the Bloody Beetroots
Bloody Beetroots - Harvest Time
Bloody Beetroots - Rotten Pick
Goose - Black Gloves (The Bloody Beetroots remix)
Secret Handshake - Summer Of 98 (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

...And then Jesus walked on water and Peter said, "Awesome"

Above is a pretty good video of some people with poor luck on their side. Also, new song and two old ones for the long weekend. Have a good one.

Cut Copy-Hearts on Fire (Midnight Juggernauts Remix)

Belle and Sebastian-Electronic Renaissance

Diamond Nights-Girls Attractive

What's for lunch? I'm Hungry

Sometimes when I am on this site I click on the "Next Blog" link just to see what kind of crazy shit is out there. Usually it's totally uninteresting or in another language so I get fed up and move on. However, my first click today took me HERE and its so cheerful I just couldn't help but think, "The sun is shining."

Also here is an educational video on how to bake fresh bread starring two dogs. Unfortunately my browser doesn't allow me to embed anything for some reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgQNx_aRZgk

Some people have too much time on their hands... fuck it

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

So here is a video of purely painted images moving all around the town of Buenos Aires. Seems to me this video is legit and that it was filmed and all drawn. Check it out its pretty crazy.

myself is so badass

If you’re at Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cran-berry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ”Boy, these are good cigars!”

with all the ratatat remixes we have been posting i thought i could save some people some time, you can still downloaded the whole album free HERE. I downloaded the Robyn album a couple of weeks ago and have finally got around to listening to it. I think its pretty good, lots of range, i don't know who does her beats but i like them. kind of BET feel on some of the tracks. In other news i have gotten in some new songs that are actually pretty good. Check them out below. also a new Ratatat single they just let out on 7", and a new xxxchange remix which are always top notch shit, and lykke li tune that is a real slow burner, the final track is a M.I.A. song remixed by Holy Fuck that is actually really good. She is coming to Toronto on her new tour and she is playing at the Sound Academy (formerly the docks) which is a huge waste of time, but if you havent seen her, do it , i think its in august

Robyn - Konichiwa Bitches
Roybn - Should Have Known
Ratatat - Shiller
Daedelus - Make It So (XXXchange Remix)
Lykke li - Dance Dance Dance
M.I.A. - Paper Planes (holy fuck RMX)

as for xxxchange he is the beats behind spank rock and here are some of his other un posted remixes, i think he is second to none.

Thom Yorke / xxxchange - Eraser_xxxchange_mix
Dj Kentaro - Free (Armani xxxchange remix)
Best Fwends - M.Y.S.E.L.F. (Xxxchange Remix)
Panda bear/ xxxchange - Comfy in Nautica (xxxchange remix)
Spank Rock - Rick Rubin - Xxxchange Electro

XXXchange - Shake 'em Down

God Bless America

I found myself in Cleveland this past weekend and the failed metropolis is awesome for the following reasons.
1) For under 30 bucks in Cleveland you can purchase a 12 pack, 4 packs of fine American cigarettes and 3 tins of Skoal.

2)You cannot venture for half a block in any direction without interacting with a legitimately crazy person.

3)They serve 24 oz. cans of beer in restaurants.

4)The downtown core is infested with bats which terrorize the city come nightfall.

5)In 1969 the Cuyahoga River which runs through the city spontaneously cobusted due to over- pollution resulting in a horrendous fire.

6)People there still think its 1996, people still wear Eddie Bauer.

Anyway, continuing with the trend of posting old shit, here is some more. My favorite M83 song, another great Ratatat remix and two J Dilla tracks from his Ruff Draft album that I listened to until I hated it last year.

Lower Your Eyelids and Die with the Sun-M83

Fix Up (Ratatat Remix)-Dizzee Rascal

The $-J Dilla

Nothing Like This-J Dilla

wtf

i came across this today while pursing the net, i just wish there was more of it.

new virgins

i have been listening to them for a bit now, and the favorite 'rich girls' has just been reworked, re recorded and so on. i for one don't care much for it all, and to add insult to injury to the song, it was on gossip girl a way back. so i guess its dead? there is a new song they just put out too. its maybe download at your own risk. i am waiting on an album drop they have some decent stuff

The Virgins - Rich Girls (old one)
The Virgins - Rich Girls (new one)
The Virgins - Private Affair

ill post some more of there stuff soon, i am tight for time

I can't take this fucking shit anymore

I just entered the price for a product called "Retard Chamber Model RC-1 w/Trim" onto the spreadsheet. While laughing at the component name I realized that I have been entering price changes from the wrong fucking list for the last 478 entries. FUCK!

Even my time-wasting internet perusing can't cheer me up today. The world is an increasingly irrational place. If you don't believe me, check out this retarded family from Arkansas that has 18 goddamn children. Didn't they get the memo: people suck and there are too many of us. Quit it already. Despite my cynicism, the "fun facts" and "name that Duggar" links on the website are fun.

my name is mud at the rogers center

I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says some-thing like, ”Hey, when are you going to pay me that 100 you owe me?”or”Do you have that 50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap!

this video is hilarious, this guy Bill Vance can not catch a break


a couple misc. tunes that are old but so good

Notorious B.I.G. - Party and Bullshit (Ratatat remix)
Voxtrot - The Start of Something
Phoenix - If I Ever Feel Better
The Unicorns - Jellycones

Booze Sandwich!

After years of wasted money and knashing of teeth I have finally stumbled upon a way to kill two birds with one stone. Personally, I am getting sick and tired of only being able to sneak paltry amounts of liquor into Jays games on my person. However, the booze sandwich is the answer. Not only does it allow you to sneak a decent sized bottle of whiskey into the game, but you can also enjoy a sandwich instead of a 6 dollar chili-cheese dog. The best part is that bringing a sandwich to the game is 100% in line with Rogers Centre policy. Rogers official line is:
"Rogers Centre does allow guests to bring food in as long as the items are wrapped, bagged or left inside a container to avoid spillage."

Don't thank me for the money you will save, thank these douchey looking guys who invented the trick.

Your worst enemy's momma, gets killed by ninjas in Disney World, that's the jump off!

I know some of you smart alecs will be like: "Yo, Plastic Little? That shit's like a year old, what up with that?" Quite simply, Plastic Little gets hippity hop right, and when I am in a bad mood they lift my spirits like a cup of hot cocoa. So, I thought I would post two of my favorites for people that might not have them for one reason or another.

Plastic Little-The Jump Off
Plastic Little-Now I Holler (ft. Spank Rock, Diplo)

Note: Do not play the second track in the vicinity of any girl who has even dabbled in feminist theory...unless of course you want to be crucified for misogyny.

i love toonie tuesdays

Why cant anything exciting ever happen to me at baseball games. I mean sure I have seen exciting games, like Aaron hill stealing home, a 6 run come back in the bottom of the ninth, but I mean getting hit in the face with a bat? I would love something action packed like that, and wouldnt the pain be worth the souvenir?

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Patrick Alavi Remix)
Metric - Monster Hospital MSTRKRFT RMX
The Whip - Trash (South Central remix)

in another world

As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ”Watch for Rocks.” Marta said it should read ”Watch for Pretty Rocks.” I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!

i thought this was a funny little article, something i might look into if i was planning on dying soon.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354137,00.html

how about a couple songs? why not!

The Whip - Divebomb (Crystal Castles remix)
CSS - Rat Is Dead (Rage)
Digitalism -06 Pogo (The Horrors remix)

and i just recently found a bunch of Royksopp remixes they have been a favorite band of mine for a long time with two solid albums under there belt, i am more partial to there first one, but at least they just didn't copy there initial releases and milk it for a couple albums like allot of bands that achieve early success. The remixes are come se come sa, so ill just post the original album tunes.
off there first album 'Melody A.M'
Röyksopp - So Easy
Röyksopp - Poor Leno
Röyksopp - Remind me
off there second 'The Understanding'
Röyksopp - Alpha Male
Röyksopp - Circuit Breaker
Röyksopp - What Else is There?
but don't be discourged from downloading the tunes from the second album everything is highly recommend not like that crap at the top.

Stress

New Justice video

COPS

I have been pvr'ing cops every night, and some people just make some really poor decisions, but tonight was different, in Fortworth Texas a woman signaled the cops over and was pissed off that she gave money to some other woman who was a self described prostitute, and that she gave her $20 for crack and the hooker gave her nothing. Anyway nothing much in the way happened it was just very odd. My favorite episodes are the ones with the dogs, and the theme episodes (bad girls, high times, etc).

here is a music video off of a website i frequent

Eww Girl, Eww.

Well fuck me. John Smiley (probably the most inappropriate name ever) will be skinning babies alive in my nightmares for a long time to come. It almost makes me wish I hadn't stumbled upon this interesting piece of human shit here on this otherwise hilarious blog:

http://uglybaseballcard.blogspot.com/

I gather that y'all like remixes so here is some remixes then.

PRGz-Bama Gettin' Money (Diplo Remix)

Pase Rock-Sexy MF (Eli Remix)

contest?

If you can identify the knob in the picture you win a prize!!

Benny Benassi - I Am Not Drunk (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
The Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go
Calvin Harris - Colours