Laurie got offended that I used the word ”puke.” But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.

i have had a long standing argument with Lindsey that you can use heroin recreationally and that your are not addicted after your first try i think the only way to find out who is right is for me to man up and give it a go.

Barney - Oh Please
DJ Mehdi - Pocket Piano
Feadz - Back it Up (Feat. Spank Rock)

and do that stuff your mommy calls smut