Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Booze Sandwich!

After years of wasted money and knashing of teeth I have finally stumbled upon a way to kill two birds with one stone. Personally, I am getting sick and tired of only being able to sneak paltry amounts of liquor into Jays games on my person. However, the booze sandwich is the answer. Not only does it allow you to sneak a decent sized bottle of whiskey into the game, but you can also enjoy a sandwich instead of a 6 dollar chili-cheese dog. The best part is that bringing a sandwich to the game is 100% in line with Rogers Centre policy. Rogers official line is:
"Rogers Centre does allow guests to bring food in as long as the items are wrapped, bagged or left inside a container to avoid spillage."

Don't thank me for the money you will save, thank these douchey looking guys who invented the trick.

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