Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fuck I must be bored



It makes me want to put someone through a window everytime I remember that this comb-over wearing piece of dog shit is actually considered a status symbol worldwide. Some people even admire him. The fact of the matter is that other than hoarding money his interests probably include sodomizing pretty endangered animals and torturing mentally retarded people in his basement.

Today it seems that all you have to do make something of yourself is play a sport better than everybody, look good, or make a lot of money. But in the past there were people to look up to that actually had balls and contributed something meaningful. Novelist Kurt Vonnegut had balls, and today I stumbled upon an interview with him from 1977 that is really good, especially interesting if you've read Slaughterhouse-Five Check it out HERE.

...oh and wait, Gwenyth Paltrow has made her own website, called Goop (wtf?). If this pretentious piece of shit doesn't make your blood fucking curdle, than I don't know what to say. crowbar, I know you'll love it.

3 comments:

crowbar said...

ahhh i cant stand her, that website is sooo garbage its just her being talking out of her ass and i bet its ghost written, what i cant figure out is how she is making money on it.

capital vagrant said...

money? nah i'm sure it's about "karma" or "zen" or whatever the fuck people with their heads up their asses are into.

crowbar said...

its always money, ill crack it