Don't go to Montreal in the winter

I'm on a train headed back to Toronto from Montreal and the girl in the seat across the aisle from me is reading a book called "Make Every Man Want You." I've practically had to jam my fist in my mouth in order not to laugh after seeing this and I almost feel like looking over and saying, "Well, you could start with not reading that fucking book in public and not wearing your pajamas on the train." Also I would suggest to her that wearing high heels, a top that shows something and standing around at the bar at last call would do more than a fucking book. Am I shallow?