Those shoes are mine Bitch!

i have a bunch of tunes to sort through then i will upload, but i need a day and clean liver first

Concieved with a weak sperm

I don't like to throw around "should have been an abortion" very much but this is just asking for it.

DRUMS OF DEATH

Drums of Death is a Scottish electronic freakfest (real name Colin Bailey) based in London. He has put out some pretty sweet remixes for several groups including Drop The Lime and Late Of The Pier and is currently touring around Europe sweating ghoulish makeup all over dj sets and club stages. The debut album is said to be released in 2009, and if he does a Canadian tour I'll be all up on that shit like a vampire in a blood bank. Here is a video of some BBC recordings he did, too.

Late Of The Pier- Bathroom Gurgle (Drums of Death "Bassline Boy" Bootleg)

Drop The Lime- Hear Me (Drums of Death Remix)

Drums of Death- dodfucksupanescorttune

Daddy ruined Christmas...again

This is 100% great





Pretty sure that the second one is trick camera work but still amusing I thought.

Here's a Christmas mix I took off Fully Fitted blog today. I must warn you that it actually is made up of Christmas-themed songs and its 30 min long so if that doesn't sound good to you don't bother. Otherwise its good holiday party music.

Ronnie Darko-BBC Holiday Mix

I need to leave my house more often

It's embarrassing but I just saw the new Batman movie last night. Yeah I know that is fucked and that kids in North Korea have probably seen it before me but I don't get out much to do sober-people things. A couple of things about that movie other than how much it ruled. First of all, how does Christian Bale talk that way for two and a half hours? The two-face character was a total dickface, running around blaming everyone but himself for the fact that his girlfriend got blown up. But also, the musical score was pretty cool, so I downloaded some of the music that plays when the joker is pulling his hilarious pranks (Btw, that was so awesome how he put a bomb inside a guy).

Hans Zimmer-Why so Serious?

This video is a drug awareness, anti-cocaine commercial that totally misses the point because its actually too amusing to allow the viewer to think about the message. Pablo the drug mule dog.

Area man attempts to force himself on innocent McNuggets

This is one of the most ridiculous things I have seen in a while, once again, marketing and advertising people, kill yourselves please.



...wait don't bother you made up for it with this one.

fake blood! vals bloed! sang faux! gefälschtes blut! 擬似血! sangue falsificado! поддельная кровь! anima falsa!

Fake Blood looks good in any language. It will also look good on my shirt tonight at the concert where I plan to get slit eyed and shirty and possibly get drunk and dance. Here is a saturday night pump up track list to get your blood flow on the go. I'm really down with Computer Club cos the sound is hard as fuck. Dragged the Boy 8-Bit track off of You Can Call Me Pelski and ran into the Andy George tune which, I would agree is pretty Flawsome (Flippin' + Awesome, not ridden with flaws)

Your Dirty HabiT- Your Dirty Habit (Computer Club Remix)

Bag Raiders- Turbo Love

Pomomofo- Back At The Club (Boy 8-Bit Remix)

Andy George- Big Dipper (Hijack Remix)

Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

I am just about head off and on a week long bender, pour a few hundred pints through my liver. Polish guy and I picked up bota bags from VV yesterday, I hope they will be quintessential to the festivities if they are not harboring some kind of bacteria.

WAVVES is a band I had not listened to for some odd reason, but now that I have I feel sadness at my stupidity, they are huge distorted mess that I love. BTW how many remixes are there of Cut Copy songs, I am serious here, I must have about 50 on my computer all i would compare to some dog shit.

Wavves - So Bored
Wavves - Beach Demon


there is big news for Oldstyle-Pilsner but I will let the rightfull parties gloat because they deserve it

Try to get this jingle out of your head

Fake Blood

Fake Blood will be in Toronto on Saturday the 13th at Wrongbar. Sad to say I will be missing the show, but i highly recommend everyone goes. Pepper, smash some polish drinks down for me.
Just got into Fake Blood as I had only heard remixes by him, but he has dope tunes out as well. Originals posted now, remixes later.

Fake Blood - Blood Splashing
Fake Blood - Mars
Egadz - Changing Faces

We will...we will...not get paid.

yeah i stole this off Viceland but this is toooo weird, the orginal post is HERE!!!!!!!!

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out.... Just my enemies

I just swallowed about a bakers dozen worth of vitamins it took me two handfuls. I have a theory that through the correct measurements of b complex, milk thistle, magnesium, and and salmon oil that I can avoid all sorts of hangovers. Some other positive effects is that you can take a piss with the lights off because its glow in the dark and your bowel feels like it might just explode ever now and then, but once that is over its clear sailing. This first song actually is on repeat right now, its a really good remix one that makes me want to find to original song. The second you might have heard but it sooo good. The last one is an all time favorite if you plan on cranking a tonne of beers and drinks and just getting slit eyed and shirty then crank this mother fucker up!

Little Boots - Stuck on Repeat (Alexander Robotnick Remix) (320)
of Montreal - Gallery Piece (Mintel Rose Remix)
M.O.P. - Anti up

The Sound of VTEC

Oh Hey!

It's me, I bet your wondering, hey me, who is me? Well thats a simple question with a simple answer, it's me.

I guess I should start off with explaining my name, The Sound of VTEC.

What good is a blog poster without an introduction? No good, thats how much good.

Well it starts with a sound, you know something you hear that loud, and you go hey, what’s that sound? Then next comes VTEC, a symphony of precisely tuned valves opening and closing with the combustion and orchestra of 1000 Mozart’s and one point five Sebastian Bach’s.

What does that mathmatical equasion equal? Well, it equals music to ears, multiple ears, and the ears of people who read this entire summary of who I am, followed by clicking the tracks below and having real, music to your ears.

Oh ya, and my harddrive crashed and my speakers blew up, so I am lacking in life right now, terrible.

The Victorian English Gentlemens Club - La Mer (Hot Pink Delorean Remix)

Just A Band - Burn It Out (THIS/is Remix)

THIS/is - W.H.S.L (What Happieness Sounds Like)

Los Electricos have helped me discover the word INTERGALACTICALITY, which I think is pretty cool

This band has been around for a while, but it seems they have gone under the hype-di-doo radar for the most part. They have that new wave sound that I'm super down with combined with an intergalacticality that would drive Martians to moon walk to Neptune and do the space worm across the milky way and back to Mars. Yes, mixing these beats with alcoholic- intergalactic space juice might just make you go anti-gravity, but damn it! Doesn't it sound like fun!? Los Electricos and Daft Punk should have an INTERGALACTIC-off in space and Marvin the Martian can be the judge.

Los Electricos- At Home In Exile

Los-Electricos- Fang

Los Electricos- Scheletro

I don't believe I've ever seen balls of this magnitude

Yes, balls, or is it extreme stupidity when you get away with slashing the throats of your ex-wife and her lover almost to the point of decapitation - and then decide to try your hand at a little armed robbery over a decade later? Rip n' run eh OJ.

I've harped on about the stupidity of pro sports players before and OJ most certainly takes the cake. On a different level, if you can read this LIST of the wackiest bizarro baseball injuries without laughing then you should try not eating anymore because you're probably not a human. Two of the best:

"Speedster Rickey Henderson allegedly missed several games in August due to frostbite."
and
"Reliever Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while trying to tear a phone book in half."

Love City & Tough Shits: My Love Affair With Riots and Philly Garage Rock

Tough Shits

Athens Street Carnage

There's riots about, boys. And let me tell you something! Nothing turns Peppermint Park on more than a big, bloody riot. Athens has been ablaze since police shot and killed a 15 year old boy, prompting hundreds of people to lash back at the arguably corrupt police. My unhealthy obsession with riot photography/photojournalism luckily goes with garage-punk like chocolate milk and dill pickle chips (which, by the way, I happen to LOVE).

So here are some stupid amazing bands straight outta the city of brotherly love. Love City is a Philly punk-rock band with undeniable garageness that blows my mind. At times they teeter ever so closely on 70's surfer rock...I'm on my knees here. Oh, and the organ usage hits the spot and makes me drop it like its hot.
Love City- The Other Side
Love City- Regretting
Love City- Crumbling

Tough Shits are a perfect band to sing along to pretty much anywhere. Their lyrics are blunt and unforgiving and they make me laugh in a good way. Also from Philly, these cool cats along with Love City and a slew of other fantastical garagers are making Philadelphia into the go to place for a cool new breed of punk rock.
Tough Shits- Flash Art

Tough Shits- I Heard She Kisses On The Mouth

We've just run out of wine; what are we gonna do about it?

by far one of the creeper drawings

here are some tracks ya ingrates.
these two first ones are courtesy of spike jonzes half brother 'squeak e clean' and some dude, under 'N.A.S.A.' they are piping out some hot tracks.
N.A.S.A. - Mike's Revenge!
N.A.S.A. ft. Method Man, E40, DJ Swamp - N.A.S.A. Music (LA Riots Remix)
N.A.S.A. - Spacious Thoughts (feat. Tom Waits & Kool Keith)

this mother fucker is old, quite old but the only track i have ever seen come off of 'its all gone pete tong' and its very good.
Filterheadz - Yimanya


bonus track

LAZRtag - Work Is Play (Barletta Boom Blast Fix)

and btw Dirty Disco Youth is total shit no matter what hype machine says

Some British song shit that is dedicated to Peps. Drunk Polish Vodka Post Holla!

Grillllzzzzz n shit

You think you know how to party? Hah. Fuck you! Find yourself two weeks into a fucking brukken jaw and tell me about it. Also, I am the biggest Moulinex fan in the GTA. Reppin' Braaa.

College feat Anoraak - Fantasy Park (Moulinex Remix)

"My wife would like that" BAA-hahahaha

According to this article German soldiers are allowed to drink the equivalent amount of alcohol (2 beers) per day as Canadian troops are permitted in one month. Where is the motherfucking love Canada? Those guys deserve a beer once in a while.

I traded my health and my good name for this grilled cheese sandwhich

Pepper likez ze Germanzz.
A fun game to play when you're procrastinating....

Try and find pictures of Housemeister without a smoke hanging out of his mouth. 

Housemeister- Inordertodance (Boyz Noize Remix)

I find your lack of faith disturbing

i really like this kind of upbeat indie rock shit. If i was going to be in a band, it would be one like this uptempo instrumental with some lo-fi vocals that are all about heartbreak and i would wear fashion glasses and everyone at the shows could hold there girlfriends every so gently and bob there heads to the music. They would also be wearing fashion glasses then i would starting using epinephrine recreationaly and it would take savage turn and everything would get ugly.


i like listening to this kind of music but there live shows are just brutal, half the time there is someone using an overhead projector to illustrate the songs, and you have to whisper in the venue. and i just want to punch everyone in there. BTW this band is really good

My Teenage Stride - Theme_From_Teenage_Suicide
My Teenage Stride - Ears Like Golden Bats

http://www.myspace.com/myteenagestride

Living in Toronto sometimes sucks

I can't seem to watch a televised hockey game right now without having to tolerate some broadcaster screaming about how the Leafs' latest acquisition of a pudgy new general manager is going to transform the team. Hockey players play the game and talent is required for a team's success. People like the man pictured above change things. Unless Brian Burke is Jesus Christ reincarnate and can bestow upon the Leafs the ability to score goals with their minds the Leafs will continue to be mediocre. So please Toronto, shut the fuck up. Brian Burke's cock is starting to hurt a little. It's a bit more of a pressing issue that parliament seems to be making up the rules as they go along.

I know I need to stop posting videos of people falling and shit, but this one isn't violent or gross, just perfect.


This is Pase Rock's new single and its really good so check it out.

Pase Rock-Get Money Kids

Here Kitty Kitty

This kitty makes about as much sense as someone shining you in the face with a laser pen at a bar...

HOLY FUCK WARNING, The Prodigy are coming out with a new album on March 2nd 2009. Here is the first single from their new album.
The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die



Other Tunes
Justice Ft Mehdi Pinson - DVNO (Les Petits Pilous Remix)
MattAndKim-Daylight
MSTRKRFT - Bounce (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)



And probably my favourite video right now.
Here is a tune for anyone that wants it.

Dirt Nasty - 1980

I was deleted in a coup d'état , by polish mike

blog it blog it


and since polaroids are dead, and i still like them, i came across this program only for mac's but pc people will get it soon enough, you can convert your jpeg's or what ever format you are rocking into poloroids. click here , the pros are that you don't have to scan your pictures and buy the film the cons are its fake.

this is one of the cooler things i have seen,

i have about 30 songs i found that are really good, but i am not uploading them till i really need to procrastinate. here are a couple while i think of them, its mostly Brodinski, i am really feeling that minimalist shit, the bangers will be up soon

Klaxons - Its Not Over Yet (Brodinski Remix)
Brodinski - Oblivion
Brodinski - Bad Runner (Crookers Remix)
DJ MEHDI - B2 Pocket Piano Brodinski remix

The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby (Soulwax Remix)

the crowbarless era begins

My dear friend crowbar has left us. We wish him the best of luck on his en devours. If he ever wishes to come back may he be welcome with open arms. And my I express my deepest apology's. CROWBAR COME BACK!!!!

Alright in all seriousness stop being a bitch

Fun facts: polish is back, music world has been slow, school is over. Some tunes off Kitsune 6, i know they are old deal with it i was busy. More to come tomorrow

Crookers - Gypsy P
Lo-Fi-Fnk - Want U
Pnau - With You Forever
The Shoes - Let's go

Kooky Old Dudes, Unite!

Kooky dads are the greatest. My dad spends his entire day hanging out in his Roadtrek which is usually parked in the driveway at his home in Huntsville ON (its some sort of traveling, hightech camper slash apt) that is, if they are not en route somewhere. For some unexplained reason he would rather hang out in there then in his home. I don't ask for two reasons, for one, I'm scared to understand how his brain works, and two, kooky old dudes are way cooler than boring old dudes, so I just let him be. Its what a friend of mine and I used to describe as CDS (Crazy Dad Syndrome), and it can apparently happen to anyone. A few Easters ago she had received a call from a friend who lived near her parent's home in suburban Ottawa; citing that there was some sort of frightening Easter mascot that was lighting up their lawn and scaring the neighborhood children. So she calls up dear old dad and inquires; to which he replied: "Oh, you mean Easter Man?" He had constructed bunny ears and applied them to the head of a light-up snowman Christmas decoration. The main problem was that it still looked quite a bit like a snowman, and now this "rabbit thing" had a carrot for a nose. What a terrible trick to play on this poor bunny, probably who, if he had been real would have to constantly struggle with the desire to rip his nose off and eat it. Anyway, I bet Sebastien Tellier would make the kookiest of dads, and as you may know quite well, I go totally Moo Moo for Moulinex. Enjoy!

Kilometer- Sebastien Tellier (Moulinex Remix)

Horny slut hotline, Peppermint speaking...

Take a look at this human slinky guy. I don't know if its intentional or not but it looks like a guy nailing a girl at some points.


Human Slinky Halftime Basketball Creighton University Omaha NE - Watch more Sports Videos

this is what really turns me on though



Since I can't seem to take Justice's cock out of my mouth yet, here is a few live variations/remixes of some of their shit.

Justice-Phantom Part 1.5

Justice-Two Minutes to Midnight

My girl's got my money like I'm Old Dirty Bastard

Go watch Wild Style (Circa 1982). Do it now. Hip-hop hippity if you haven't already hombres. 

My apartment is freezing. I haven't slept in a long time, and when I do, I have deranged, masochistic dreams. Oh, and the dog upstairs has been barking every 3 seconds for the past 2 and a half hours. One would likely conclude these circumstances might produce a bitter, paranoid introvert, but I'm surprisingly not phased and by day somehow manage to pull off my usual sarcastic smugness. I'm pretty pumped to hit that old familiar dance floor tonight, dance party, as always, compliments of the sexiest GOSH DAMN dj's this side of the mesosphere. I'm hoping they'll rebang-out MARS for me even though I have already requested it on a previous night, but in light of the upcoming FAKE BLOOD concert in Toronto (if you're not there I hope you get kicked in the face with a homeless man's foot), I figure its called for. On the topic of dance parties, I will highly recommend NOT trying to have a dance party on booze lathered tarped floors. We went to a U of T frat party on the weekend (don't ask), and not only did I fall down the stairs twice, but Ju fucking brukkk her jaw. Crazy shit is, girl gets up and parties harder than ever, blood and all, now thats some fucking balls, boys. Everyone give the girl a high five when you see her, and I'm dedicating the Designer Drugs song to her. I've been listening to a lot of music lately, dropped by Rotate This to pick up some tickets and of course ended up buying the new Gang Gang Dance album, which is retarded good, but everyone says that so I'm going to fuck off on that one. What is the absolute cheapest way to get drunk? No, seriously, someone tell me. Something thats not new but cool and somehow managed to slip through my zombie like album sifting is Human Highway (dude from Unicorns and Jim Guthrie). Holy Hate Mail! Its the best shit to fall asleep to, or to lie in bed and wish you sleeping to. Im going to start making all of my cloths, its a very anti-American Apparel statement; as lately I've been hearing more and more people go on near psychotic, murderous AA tangents. I've realized that every blog I force myself to read instead of doing work is flaunting that shit like an impoverished Afghani Farmer with 5 super hot, definitely sell worthy teenaged daughters. Oh shit, guys, now there's an angry, Gestapo looking man knocking on my door, and he's wearing 65 different colors of the softest, over priced cotton I have EVER SEEN. Help!

Signing out:

Pepper -You Just Went Too Far- Park

Treasure Fingers- Cross The Dance Floor (Designer Drugs Remix)

Gang Gang Dance- Princes

Human Highway- Sleep Talking

Play that Diane Sawyer song, just fuckin' play something that's why your here

Trailer Park Boys is done next month and then there is going to be another movie apparently, and then thats all. It's sad but at least they aren't dragging it on. In tribute I thought I would post this clip of "Rickyisms" from some dvd extra or something cause its good. In this video they left out one of my favorites when Ricky says: "Get me two bags of chips Dressed All Over and Zesty Mordant."