Monday, December 29, 2008

I love these stories

People who don't know me are always surprised when I tell them that I wasn't on any teams in high school. If I had been, the trainer wouldn't have looked like this, or offered to blow me after the big game. However, this very same porno-inspiring scenario has played out in Orange County where the 23-year old athletic trainer pictured above is facing big trouble for oral copulation with a minor. BA-hahahah. I think everyone can agree that the judge in this case should consider the fact that the 14-17 year old "victim" was not overly devestated or scarred by the incident. The real victims here are the millions of other teenagers who don't get blown at school by 23 year old skanks.

In the spirit of oral copulation here's a track all about it along with a Ghostface Killah track.

Three 6 Mafia-I'd Rather

Ghostface Killah-We Celebrate

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