Saturday hangover dump: David Caruso compilation

Fuck you David Caruso, you pompous motherfucking sawed-off piece of shit. You need to stop over acting, and applying/removing your sunglasses. I'm probably the last person to see this but I laughed really hard at this and I think I have brain syphilis now.

I'm not even gonna try applying for a Gap card; they'll never give it to me. I don't know what it is about Gap they always know if you have bad credit

i am loosing it in the library here, but i found a old tune from a laptop of yesteryear , that found its way on the laptop of current. its a slow and kinda sappy song, but if you don't like it ill buy you a drink, at dollar beers trappers on Monday. holla!

also i am pretty sure the angry looking Asian cashier in the UC is stoned out of her mind today, check it out.

Peter & The Wolf - Safe Travels

Step into the ruthless carange of KILLZONE 2

I have been hyping the new 'The Whitest Boy Alive' album to my friends the past few weeks so now Ill let you all in so that they had a chance to be all, " I have been up on that shit for weeks, you all be sleeping." Or something like that. The whole album is pretty much my favorite right now, and like always there some songs better than others but not by much. So I highly suggest you get the whole thing if you like albums. Who doesn't like Erlend Øye? come on.


The Whitest Boy Alive - Dead End ( if i could play guitar i would just play the last 45 seconds of this song over and over)
The Whitest Boy Alive - Keep A Secret

Voytek the Polish war hero bear

Reading about this bear was the most inspirational thing I have done this week and I know of a certain Polack who will probably be even more proud of this furry motherfucker than me. The story is that Voytek was discovered by a group of Polish soldiers in 1943. As a young bear he became attached to the men and was trained to contribute to the unit by carrying mortar shells and to be a source of entertainment drinking beer and pleading for cigarettes. Apparently, he even sniffed out an enemy intruder in the unit's bath hut. Anyway, I thought that as far as animal stories go this one is pretty awesome, especially in light of that recent chimpanzee story with the poor woman losing her face and all. Read about Voytek HERE p.s. Stuff that crazy has got to be true...

This video of nunchuk specialist guy is intense, he even opens champagne with his nunchuks. Panty dropper every time.




The second clip I ad for no reason other than the line this guy drops at :38 is absolutely epic. Its from a show I talked about a long time ago called Generation Kill, and the guy playing the colonel shown here is cold as ice.

Brain Leakage

"Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. Their rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenos noches."

Winter in Toronto has been pretty enjoyable. My life is pretty much a cycle of heavy album downloading, film watching, doodling, and cheese bagels. So here is some pepper-stylez toxic brain leakage for anyone that is remotely interested.
We've been on a trip hop high over here in Panda land, and there a few albums that have been on repeat for a while now.
The Three Eps by The Beta Band
"I will now sell five copies of "The Three Eps" by The Beta Band"
B+A - The Beat Band
Dry The Rain- The Beta Band
Mezzanine By Massive Attack
Massive Attack- Risingson
Massive Attack- Angel

Also, the Chlemist left an artist documentary at our place called The Run Up that was pretty awesome and inspiring. This is one of my favorite artists in the documentary, but I suggest you go and watch it in its entirety.

So for the last halfhour of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants I couldn't stop crying.Then everybody in the theater turned around and laughed at me

I just realized that President Obama is left handed, I didn't know that, I would have for sure not supported him, which i didn't. I think McCain got railroaded big time. He could have smear campaigned with "DO YOU WANT A LEFT HANDED PRESIDENT? I DIDN'T THINK SO. VOTE MCCAIN!" You cant trust left handers or ginger hairs. Something unnatural about them, should go back to forcing children to write with there right hands.

I dug a little further and found out all these American presidents were left handed
James A. Garfield (1831-1881) 20th
Herbert Hoover (1874-1964) 31st
Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) 33rd
Gerald Ford (1913- ) 38th
Ronald Reagan (1911 - ) 40th
George H.W. Bush (1924- ) 41st
Bill Clinton (1946- ) 42nd
Barack Obama (1961- ) 44th

make your own conclusions

This is song is impossible not to like, his voice sounds like he is seducing me with a really nasty proposition. I honestly have it on straight repeat right now, and I am at 10 still not over it.

Matias Aguayo - Walter Neff

Back from the Old Style Adventure

So if any guys want to move out west be prepared for one thing and one thing only. Ed Hardy, Tap Out, and Affliction. You better be down with rocking these fucking clothes and sporting a bro hawk while juicing cause that is the only acceptable style out there. Other then that its a great place to go.

Now this video is the best thing in the world. With the Meaningful lyrics and fantastic cinematography I don't know how this is not the number 1 video.

JUST DO WHAT YOU DO BABY!!!

back from a little vacation, drank my weight in oldstyle pil. i just looked at photos of the trip and i can see a glazed over look in my eyes and perment bags. not to mention the most hair i have ever had on my face. as all i brought was a straight razor i still dont know who to use well, coupled with intoxcation, left my neck and chin with a few new cuts, make that many.
i see there was a lack of posting of new tracks. here are some top ranking stuff.

this is one of my favorites, i love his voice, and they are coming to Toronto soon, i cant get tired of this song.
The Presets - If I Know You

this one is sounds great through headphones, mad good
Alexander Technique ft. Van Scott - Nightlovers (CCC / JFK Remix)

this one is pretty hot
Groove Armada - Pull Up (Crank It Up) (Mad Decent B-Live Remix)

and more barletta, i am lovin his tunes, and with a song name like that, whats not to like
Kid Cranberry & Dj Barletta - Get Drunk

if i jacked one of your posts, sorry, i cant remember where i got this stuff, so you take a trip to fuckitoffy land

Bear suit man. Awesome or just bat-shit crazy?

The video above is footage from a documentary about a guy named Troy Hurtubise. This guy is interesting because after surviving a bear attack, he had an epihpany (while watching Robocop) that he should build a suit impervious to bears that would be helpful in studying their habits or, I can only assume, beating the shit out of one as payback. Anyhow, 7 years and $150,000 later the bear suit was a reality and the documentary footage here shows him in the suit taking some savage beatdowns from 2 by 4's, crowbars, giant swinging logs and an automobile, but no bears. Truly the most mesmerizing thing you'll see all week. Trust me.

Don't go to Montreal in the winter

I'm on a train headed back to Toronto from Montreal and the girl in the seat across the aisle from me is reading a book called "Make Every Man Want You." I've practically had to jam my fist in my mouth in order not to laugh after seeing this and I almost feel like looking over and saying, "Well, you could start with not reading that fucking book in public and not wearing your pajamas on the train." Also I would suggest to her that wearing high heels, a top that shows something and standing around at the bar at last call would do more than a fucking book. Am I shallow?

Ill just leave this here right pnau

Before we head off on our Old Style Booze fest ill just leave this older song video combo for everyone. Have a great Family Day and Stay Safe. Polish out.

Pnau - Wild Strawberries

booze cruisin?

Drivin' in my Puegeot hey-ay, yay-ay 20 inch rims with the chrome now hey-ay, yay-ay Blazin' out Yo La Tengo hey-ay, yay-ay Drivin' round poppin' with the top down hey-ay, yay-ay

with all this warm weather, the polish prince and i have taken to drivin around with some tall drinks mid day with the windows down feelin it.

and to get into the short lived sunshine we got some tunes

The Beach Boys - God Only Knows
The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
probably my favorite beach boys tracks in 320

i have feelin not what some people want to listen to so

Mongrel - Hit From The Morning Sin (Fuego '96 Bulls remix) - 320
Cut Copy - Glittering Clouds
Lady GaGa - Just Dance (DJ Barletta Crunk Remix)

Sigh

Above video might be useful if your intelligence level is on par with a bat. Crazy bitch even has a video dedicated to selecting an appropriate dish soap. I still kind want to call her sometime though.

I came across THIS heartburn inducing article and I had to put it up because I know that crowbar gets a 3 and a half inch diamond cutter in his pants when it comes to the talents of Diane Keaton.

Also I found this LIST of the top 5 worst lyrics to ruin rap songs pretty amusing, but THIS from the Onion is top choice.

No Dice

saw this during the weekly hangover Simpsons marathon, it was the highlight of it all

I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

Just got back from a forced vacation in the old-people sanatorium that is Florida where I had a lot of time on my hands. For one, I was able to watch Full Metal Jacket for the first time in years and apparently there is still enough offensive material in that film to entertain me. Also, I watched my first sober Super Bowl in about five years. Nursing three Rolling Rock's for a few hours I was actually able to listen to the colour commentary from John Madden, which was really kind of fun for a change. Next year I propose a drinking game based on how many times Madden says the word "penetration" during the course of the broadcast. It's funny thinking about how pissed off my asshole p.e. teacher got in middle school during sex ed. when he said that word and everybody laughed.

Anyways, what a fucking dumbass here:


This is a little long and strange, pretty fucked up.



Here's a song I hear everyday at work in the afternoons because the guy I share an office with likes the 70's/80's classic hits station on satellite radio. I like it too now and I fucking love Cheap Trick after all this time.

Cheap Trick-Dream Police

and a current track

N.A.S.A.-The Mayor (Ghostface, The Cool Kids, Scarface)

Brick City GO!

Young Bran of Gosh Damn! posted an great Bloody Beetroots remix the other day that i have been feeling, here is Les Petits Pilous doing there thing to the same song, REMIX Challenge, try them both out, head over to GOSH DAMN blog for the beetroots one

SPA - Pets Dance (Les Petits Pilous Remix)

CROOOOOOKERS!!! and THE BLOOOODY BEETROOOOTS! are playing a show together in Toronto at the Kool Haus with Steve Aoki on April 9th, so its in the middle of finals and at the kool haus two downers but fuck it, it will be too big to miss.

i love the first 15 seconds of this video CROOOOOOKEERRRSSS!!!!!
UPDATE: i think MSTRKFT will also be playing

long long weekend

from what i have heard that this guy was a total perv. my uncle use to do some litigation for kfc back when the Colonel was still alive. said that if you were a young woman the last person you would want to be alone with in an elevator was him.

here are a couple of my favorite songs off some albums that i listen to on the regular.

Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish
listen to these too back to back
Air France - No Excuses
Air France - No Way Down

Retina Riddim

ZLAD?

Mad good or no good?

Take a load off your feet

Winter starts to drag on pretty hard right about now so I always actively look for ways to cheer myself up. If you've followed current events for the past six months then this article will either make your day or spike your blood pressure, depending on your sense of humour.

However, as far as sure bets are concerned, this clip show of MXC painful eliminations is certain to brighten a gloomy winter day. I remember when sitting in a basement pouring booze down my throat and watching this show was considered a good night. Not much has changed in six years, MXC just isn't on anymore.

Yo chill dude, chiii-iiiil

What is it about Neil Young fans that makes them take criticism of their hero so fucking personally? Seriously, if you even dare to say that you don't like Neil Young in their presence his fans will react as if you had just told them that you saw their mom blowing the garbage man. You will then be forced to the defensive as they furiously try to pick apart your musical tastes and insult you personally. I occasionally enjoy watching people in this state of hysteria but Jesus Christ, grow up and don't be such a bunch of fucking crybabies already. I mean come on, Neil Young is not THAT awesome. He's mostly a pretentious queef who charges like 300 dollars to go to his live shows. Musically, his voice can be described most generously as being slightly less annoying than a constantly running power saw. These points are not a matter of opinion, I could probably prove how hard Neil Young sucks on a calculator, but then I would be smashed over the side of the head with a water bong. Fucking hippies.

Embarrassing

tough guy's

met some bro's like this guy on Thursday night, i think they were students of this guy

Encobrimento!

I rode beside an MS 13 gang member this morning on the bus. it made me want to go all crazy anarchist -punch and loot and yell like those bad ass little fuckers from the Justice "Stress" video. I've been listening to a lot of covers lately, because I'm unavoidably annoyed by electro at the moment. Though I can promise that only the best of ANY type of music (probably mostly electro though) will be heard bangin' from the Panda Pad as we will be the host of the weirdest Bat Mitzvah in history this coming Friday. All OldStyle readers are invited. Its -8 in Toronto today kids, grab a hat, scarf, and some of these tunes and COVER UP!
Vampire Weekend - Everywhere (Fleetwood Mac Cover)
Ruby Isle (Feat Amy Dykes) - Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel Cover)
Grizzly Bear- Graceland (Paul Simon Cover)
Oh, and Juda found this and its fucking the coolest song I've ever heard. Ever.
Jib Kidder- Aga Aga (Hiromichi Mix)

school is for fools

this one is going to be a little music heavy, but if you stick with it, there is a ton of good music. First up is the Fred Falke I mentioned earlier. All of these songs have been stuck on repeat for the past week or so, if i got some more blank cd's i could be listening in the car but alas i am very lazy and this isn't going to happen for at least another week when my current cd line up becomes truly unbearable.
(since i know a lot of you are lazy I always post my favorite tracks first in line for each little set of songs)

Roy Davis Jr. feat. Erin Martin - I Have A Vision (Fred Falke Remix) (320)
Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing (Fred Falke Remix)
Eric Prydz - Pjanoo (Fred Falke Remix)

here are some demo tracks from the new Gorillaz album in 320 kbs, i am feeling it all, some of the songs remind of early Go Team!
Gorillaz - Broken (Demo)
Gorillaz - Electric Shock (Demo)
Gorillaz -Stylo (Demo)

now here are the singles, all very high recommendations on all of them

Dead Prez - Hip Hop (Diplo Remix)
Hot Chip - Transmission (Joy Division Cover) (love this one)
Röyksopp - Happy Up Here (off their new album)
David Bowie - Rebel Rebel (Soulwax Re-Edit)
Surkin - Ghetto Obsession (beta version)
Boys Noize - Let's Buy Happiness (Proxy Remix)

30% of the people I work with are named Bob

This has got to be the most boring Friday in a while because I'm thinking about shit like that. Also I'm thinking about what is going to happen to guys like Jon Stewart now that Bush is gone. He's gotta be like "Yay, Bush is gone, but also half of my fucking act. Shit!" I don't know if everybody on the planet has seen this blog yet, but Photoshop Disasters is definitely one of the best out there.

Greatest 911 call I've heard in a while.



This clip is from a Simpsons episode that was on the other day. I have had the song stuck in my head ever since. Been walking around like "I'm an amendment to be..." Fuck. Awesome take on the old Schoolhouse Rock videos.

metal up-chuck.

Here are a couple of semi-metal recent finds for me:

Genghis Tron is kind of whack. Electronic influenced metal-ish kind of stuff. Weird sound but super original and somehow really catchy. I can listen to the ending of this song a million times over and it makes me jizz my pants everytime. Just one of those melodies that kind of boggles the mind and gives you a wtf moment and in wtf...where does this shit even come from? sort of way.

Genghis Tron - Board Up the House

The Number Twelve Looks Like You I had heard of before; even more whack. Tried listening to it and couldn't get into it. Too whack for my taste. Upon a recent listen to their not so new anymore album I have apparently found a new appreciation for music that doesn't make any sense, but kind of makes sense, but not really so stop thinking about it so hard. This is one of their more paletable tracks.

The Number 12 Looks Like You - Grandfather

eat it

Huoratron - $$ Troopers from New Judas on Vimeo.

a very cool video for a very good song, so hard

and a new Justice track? don' t know for sure if its them 100% yet, but i am pretty sure, and this para one track shows just how good he actually is. A real slow burn start up. Its off a soundtrack he did for a movie. I ll look the movie up, probably worth watching just for the music because the dialogue i am sure will be in french.
Justice - We Kids (radio rip)
Para One - Finale

A bunch of new Fred Falke stuff should be up in the next few days.
and are world might be a giant hologram, for the article click HERE.

When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross.

i always bring up tats and bikes to my parents, and get the same response, if i want to live on my own without assistance, and then i think how long i could last in my truck........ maybe when there dead or i have shoved them off into some home and i am preferring the inheritance, because i don't see myself becoming self sufficient for a good chunk of time.


i posted Blackdisco a couple of days ago, but i just found a new track, which is really tight, a little ADD but its soooo good there is a little beat running most of the song that i am really feeling, alot harder, than the other song i posted...sounds kinda familiar to other electro acts near the start but it comes into there own later.

Blackdisco - Miure Module
its 320 kbs ya sluts

Weekend video picks

This afternoon at work I was kind of fucking the dog, to use the parlance of our times, for about twenty minutes when I came across THIS internet addiction test. Upon getting through only about a quarter of the thing I couldn't stop my mouth from loudly uttering "fuck you." Keep in mind that I share an office, so this was not the innocent seeming little slip-up it may have been. But what am I supposed to say to a question like "How often do you fear a world without the internet would be boring, empty, and joyless?" Jesus, I've already got cigarettes and alcohol to deal with and after that question I'm beginning to think the internet is a problem for me. Here's some videos for the weekend.

Why pervs like Japan so much


This second one is one of my favorites. It consists of a giant douchey nerd narrating himself playing Resident Evil (I think). His comments are so inadvertently funny and full of casual malice that it is a must watch. Need to wait about a minute and a half before he starts killing people though.

Alice in Wonderland

Anyone else been having lots of weird dreams lately? You know they are pretty common... like you are thinking about having to go to the bathroom and then all of a sudden you wake up and realise you are about the shit the bed?? Just me? Ah whatever anyways here is a tune called Alice by an Australian dude that goes by Pogo. Also posted more tunes by him.

Pogo - Alice
Pogo - Lost
Pogo - Unbirthday
Pogo - Bread and Butterflys