Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday Shit Bag

This is truly one of the worst music videos ever made. I mean, what is the deal with that extension ladder? I love the way he throws his sunglasses off when shit gets heavy though.

I found this quote in an article of the Life section in The Globe and Mail:

"I'm a 21-year-old girl and my favourite thing is to give guys oral sex and I love it so much I actually had to quit my job because I didn't have time to give oral sex as much as I wanted to."

WHA???? So where does a guy find these 21-year old oral sex addicts? Craigslist? I wonder if she makes a good casserole as well.

Finally, Manny Ramirez is a personal hero of mine. He does shit on the field that no other player can get away with. Allegedly, his ego has grown to the point where he insists on using hand towels to wipe his ass. THIS article fills you in on the hilarious results.

...And after I posted this i realized that Jim Goad's article should go up as well.


Ian said...

I think it's not so much quitting your job as switching jobs at that point, eh? But man, you have to hope the G&M would fact check something that unreal-sounding ("my mean old boss just won't give me enough time off to go hoover the pants of a bunch of fratboys, waa waa waa!").

Anonymous said...

i had to quit my job because i was so into kicking old people, there just wasn't enough time.

Anonymous said...

oh, and also...i secretly and now not so secretly LOVE THIS SONG. tear

Ian said...

Ok, you're going to think I'm lying, but before I clicked play and saw what that song was, I was planning to make fun of it and then go "but do you know what's great? 'Take Me Home Tonight' by Eddie Money" because it came on in the car the other day and I made my friend listen to the whole thing because it's awesome. I swear. So I guess you win this one.