Mr. Testis

I am so bored right now. The only word I could use to describe this level of boredom is "astounding." As in, "It is astounding how bored Graeme is today, so astounding that he surfs the internet ad nauseam eventually finding videos with stuff like giant blue bulls with big balls."

The best thing to happen today was when a ventilation contractor called in as serious as a mother-fucking heart-attack and asked if our company lists the price for a product called a "lubricated plug cock." After some raising of eye-brows the man assured us that he hadn't confused us for "Anal World" and that the product in question is actually important to the installation of a ventilation valve of some kind.