Monday, July 21, 2008

We all know you're soft cause we've all seen you dancing, we all know you're hard cause we've all seen you drinking from noon until noon again...

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. 
When I think about the truly terrible things in life, like genocide, holy war, AIDS, cancer, dj tiesto, brutal dictators, getting soakers, alien invasions, ugly children, rape, censorship, the death of biggie smalls, the blotting ink on my cell phone screen, house flies, people with bad teeth, sex trade, katie perry, serial killers, guys who are really tanned and jacked, gas prices, government corruption, that movie where vin diesel was a babysitter, litterbugs, laziness, shitty old decrepit cats, the guelph mall, tevas, being half way through a sick orgy and the asshole orgy dj plays time after time (like fuck!) and when you lose the lid to your tooth paste and it gets all hard and clumpy......well I usually listen to songs like these, it helps. You should try it!

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